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HUSTLER Beaver Athena Loveless


Athena Loveless

People who say they don't masturbate are either liars or very sad, sad souls.

About Athena Loveless

Since HUSTLER was born in Ohio, we now unveil an outstanding Buckeye Stater. “The nude female body is a universally recognized symbol of sexual expression,” reckons Athena Loveless, 20, a pet-care specialist out of Cleveland. “By posing nude in your magazine, I’ve become a vessel for that sexual expression. Also, I’m very giving, caring and compassionate. The thought that I could possibly help someone orgasm by viewing my pictures is absolutely awesome. For me personally, masturbating in the shower is a wonderful way to start the day.”Athena paints the full picture: “I’m an outgoing, artsy, ambitious, strong-willed and downto- earth dreamer. All of those fine things come with being a Scorpio chick. I love to watch movies and read. Some of my favorite TV shows are CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Family Guy and Intervention. My favorite bands are Ludacris, Skindred and System of a Down, and I’m also into Ciara and Lady Gaga. And I love sushi, Dave’s Cosmic Subs, popcorn and peanuts.”

Getting hungry for more? “But most of all,” the 5-foot-6 neophyte avows, “I love to blow glass. I’ve gone to art school for it and have made my own glass toys. I get to use my mouth, which helps a lot with my terrible oral fixation. Yes, I love to give head, making my partner squirm and moan. I am bisexual, adventurous and a squirter, but I’m not much into butch women.Deep down I long to be manhandled. For great orgasms,anal rocks! I also like being tied up and dressing up. I have an asphyxiophilia fetish as well.” For further derring-do, Athena recalls, “I once had sex in my backyard while my new neighbors were moving in.” Here’s the goddess in a nutshell: “I always strive to make the other person happy at any cost, so one of my fantasies is playing out a lover’s dirtiest secret desires.”

—Photos by Friend


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