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June 2024

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HUSTLER Beaver Valkyrie



Nude modeling is one expressive outlet I have; the other is enjoy-the-moment sex.

About Valkyrie

Anatomy of the Spirit is one of Valkyrie’s favorite books, and now the 5-foot-7 “wild card” from Dallas, Texas, can lift viewers’ spirits by showing off her voluptuous anatomy from head to toe. “I’ve been naked in many places,” Valkyrie relates. “I’d walk around naked all of the time if I knew it wouldn’t get me arrested. I’m easygoing, mysterious, surprising and occasionally rebellious. Too bad society is so uptight. I think people invest way too much on clothes!” Lady Gaga admirer Valkyrie, a carving enthusiast who’ll be turning 36 in January, rocks to Evanescence, Family Band, Paramore and straight sex. “I just try to be in the moment and let it evolve naturally,” Valkyrie explains with a kicker: “I’ve been lucky enough to live out all of my sexual fantasies.”

Photos by Ron Neumann


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