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All magazines January 2015
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HUSTLER Magazine's January 2015 Issue

 

Featured Articles

Porn From the Past

“R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.” Thanks to T.I. of Green Valley, Arizona, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire...

Strictly Legit

The dude who gave West Coast Hip-Hop a blast of thrash, conquered the liar’s paradise called Hollywood and landed one of the hottest pieces of tail on the planet still couldn’t bullshit...

Get Laid, Not Screwed

We let Sin City’s pros drag us upstairs by our wallets and tell us what to do, what not to do and how much it costs. Do not gamble on that sweet piece of Vegas vag without this quick and dirty...

Featured Honeys

Sunny Leone

Luxury Cooze

Clive McLean
7 Photos

Bailey Rayne

Game On

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
13 Photos

Natalie Storm

Tempestuous

Photography by Wilferd Guenthoer
13 Photos

Cassidy Banks

Plunge In

Photography by Holly Randall Productions
13 Photos

Dillion Harper

Natural Warmth

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
12 Photos

Alaina Fox

Open Legs, Open Mind

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
12 Photos

Publisher's Statement

The Root Causes

The lessons are coming hard and fast. Despite six years of Democratic leadership in the White House under an African-American president, America’s lingering social ills remain in a critical state and are still being expressed in racial terms. With the media oversimplifying events such as the unrest in Ferguson, most people will opt for an…

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Showcases

Torrid Tramps

Torrid Tramps

Surf Sand and Sex Too

Surf Sand and Sex Too

This Ain’t Supernatural XXX

This Ain’t Supernatural XXX

Tegan Summers

Tegan Summers

Island Lays

Island Lays

Fresh & Easy

Fresh & Easy

Abella Anderson

Abella Anderson

Featured Beavers

Valkyrie

2 Photos

Corynn Conrad

5 Photos

Bonnie

5 Photos

Nina Ferrari

5 Photos

Odette

4 Photos

Politics

Asshole of the Month: Dinesh D’Souza

Asshole of the Month: Dinesh D’Souza

As the current issue went to press, this month’s shit stain was weeping tears of phony contrition in a pathetic attempt to stay out of jail for violating campaign...

Karl Rove’s FECA Matter

Enjoying all of those endless, anonymously paid for, bullshit political campaign ads this season? You can thank Karl Rove for them. He thinks they’re fucking hilarious. You are his...

Oil, The Almighty

In the spy trade they call it “blowback,” the unintended consequences when, for example, you rearrange the chairs in some other nation’s government, and hijacked airliners start smashing into...