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HUSTLER Beaver Miss Anthropy


Miss Anthropy

I love anal sex. I actually got fucked in the ass before losing my virginity.

About Miss Anthropy

Back in July 1976 our very first Beaver hailed from Aspen, Colorado, so we’re anchoring this milestone roundup with another Rocky Mountain Stater. “I love my body and being photographed,” raves Miss Anthropy, 28, a Boulder bookkeeper. “I’ve had sex in my car on the side of a busy road and would be naked all the time if I could be. I’m also a fan of HUSTLER, and I think Larry Flynt is amazing.” Miss Anthropy is amazing too: “I’m loyal, caring, intelligent, bubbly, sassy and generally fun to be around. I have an intriguing personality that appeals particularly to older men, and I’m pretty petite, which appeals to lots of men.”

Getting bolder, the 5-foot-1 Virgo adds, “I am bisexual and usually very dominant. I would describe my sex as wet, hard, balls-to-the-wall and perfected. I am up for anything, especially anal. I’m also very limber.” And “an MTV whore” to boot! “I’ll literally watch the same MTV shows over and over again,” explains Miss Anthropy, whose other avid interests include “doing my part to help clean up the planet,” playing pool, getting tattoos, hip-hop and networking. “I’ve met the majority of my boyfriends online,” she admits. Miss Anthropy has a sweet tooth—“I love anything with sugar!”—and a meaty fantasy: “I want a sexy black man fucking me in my car and pulling my hair until I come all over his dick.”

—Photos by Tattoo Titan Brian Johnson


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