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HUSTLER Classic: Double Bubble Trouble
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HUSTLER Classic: Double Bubble Trouble

Come on in, the water’s fine. And so are the two ladies frolicking in it. With the coronavirus pandemic continuing to wreak havoc worldwide, we would like to remind you that...
Down ‘N’ Dirty Diva
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Down ‘N’ Dirty Diva

Margaret Cho doesn’t give a shit. She says what she thinks and means what she says, and fuck you to anyone who has a problem with that. The Drop Dead Diva  star just wrapped her critically acclaimed...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 7: Tap That App!
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 7: Tap That App!

How to use hookup and dating apps the right way.  We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  We’ve always been at the cutting edge of...
HUSTLER Classic: Sunny Side Up
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HUSTLER Classic: Sunny Side Up

Before her Bollywood fame, Sunny Leone’s star power lit up the pages of America’s Magazine. Hey, could you use some fresh air, sunshine and a hot chick right now?  Yeah, we...
Sex in Lockdown: Fuck the One You’re With
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Sex in Lockdown: Fuck the One You’re With

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has....
Killer Bawdy
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Killer Bawdy

How sexual folklorist Dixie De La Tour is elevating dirty talk to an art form with her Bawdy Storytelling podcast. You want stories?  Dixie De La Tour has stories.  “In the beginning...
Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part IV
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Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part IV

At this point, with many of us heading into a solid straight month of lockdown due to the COVID-19 pandemic, it probably feels like you’ve forgotten what...
HUSTLER History: A Very Sick Parody
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HUSTLER History: A Very Sick Parody

HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. It is a parody and is not to be taken seriously.  If nothing else, this will at least remind us that we’ve faced health crises before...
Josie Cotton: B-Girl on Her A-Game
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Josie Cotton: B-Girl on Her A-Game

Right on cue for this Twilight Zone age, the “Johnny, Are You Queer?” chanteuse is back with a reissue of her classic Invasion of the B-Girls album. In these days of...
HUSTLER Classic: Homebody Hottie
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HUSTLER Classic: Homebody Hottie

Feeling a little antsy from being cooped up? Take a cue from this September ’80 Honey, who made the most out of lazy days at home. Hanging out at home with nothing to...
Sex in Lockdown: Virtually Fucked
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Sex in Lockdown: Virtually Fucked

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global...
Red-Hot Redheads: A Photo Tribute
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Red-Hot Redheads: A Photo Tribute

No doubt about it, these are unusual times we’re living in. As we wait out this difficult era, why not bide the time by admiring another unusual—though far more...
HUSTLER Classic: The Crack of Dawn
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HUSTLER Classic: The Crack of Dawn

Some folks are morning people, and others just aren’t. But the November ’80 issue of HUSTLER offered readers a Dawn that even the most dyed-in-the-wool night owl would...
Koji Igarashi’s Bloodstained Return
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Koji Igarashi’s Bloodstained Return

The King of Castlevania is back with a thrilling and challenging follow-up to his iconic video game series. There are few names in the video game industry with quite the level of...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 5: All Hands on Dick
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 5: All Hands on Dick

Our XXX-perts help you get a grip on the perfect handjob technique. We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com,...
Hustling in the Age of COVID-19
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Hustling in the Age of COVID-19

Like most businesses, the adult industry is taking a big financial hit during the coronavirus pandemic. But porn performers are finding a silver lining in the camming world,...
HUSTLER Classic: Getting Fruity
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HUSTLER Classic: Getting Fruity

As the old saying goes, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.  And when life gives you melons, um, make melonade.  And when life gives you melons like these…well,...
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Sex in Lockdown: Pegging for Mercy

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global...
HUSTLER Classic: Bunny Business
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HUSTLER Classic: Bunny Business

Typically, HUSTLER is in the business of putting Honeys on its covers, leaving the bunnies to that other men’s magazine. But the April ‘78 issue of America’s Magazine was a...
COVID-19: A Sexual Survival Guide
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COVID-19: A Sexual Survival Guide

Self-isolation. Social distancing. The looming threat of societal and economic ruin. These are not exactly libido-swelling times we’re living in. But we’re here to help with...
Artie Lange: Whistling Past the Graveyard
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Artie Lange: Whistling Past the Graveyard

Artie Lange spent the better part of nine years as Howard Stern’s side kick and today is a regular on Judd Apatow’s HBO show Crashing. His newest...