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Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening! Vol. 11
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Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening! Vol. 11

Need a little lift as you struggle through the mid-week blahs? We have something that will put the starch in your shorts! Join us as we salute some of...
Porking Paybacks
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Porking Paybacks

Exploring the pros and (many) cons of revenge sex. “If you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” – William Shakespeare No matter how demure or conservative a woman might be, all bets are off if she is wronged...
Quirky Climaxes
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Quirky Climaxes

From stand-up comedy to motorcycles, some of our favorite XXX stars share the unusual ways they’ve achieved orgasm. Adult stars are not only sexy and intuitive with their sexuality, their creativity...
Founding Fathers, Funny Fuckers Vol. 2
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Founding Fathers, Funny Fuckers Vol. 2

It’s the Fourth of July, when Americans from sea to shining sea celebrate the birth of their great nation. And what better way to commemorate the day, than to share a few laughs...
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A Kink for Stink

Clearing the air about fart fetishism. Perhaps the lewdest of the many foul-mouthed, immature utterances to come spewing from my teenage lips once upon a 1990 was a decree in the company of friends that I’d...
Let’s Talk About Porn
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Let’s Talk About Porn

Why discussing your smut-viewing habits with your significant other can actually be good for your relationship. Conservative forces have spent decades trying to rid a wank-obsessed nation of...
Tantalizing Tentacles
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Tantalizing Tentacles

Because sometimes, a traditional, average-sized and normal-shaped dildo just won’t do. The world of sex toys is growing as rapidly as the meat in our jeans, which is goddamn wonderful! With all...
Pound-Time Playlists
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Pound-Time Playlists

Why putting on some tunes in the bedroom can lead to more mind-blowing sex. The whole of humping humanity has spent a lifetime trying to find ways to have more mind-blowing sex. They’ve taken the pills,...
HUSTLER: The Beginning
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HUSTLER: The Beginning

Anyone can be a playboy and have a penthouse, but it takes a man to be a Hustler. With this philosophy in mind, we are launching the most sophisticated men’s magazine of the century. Some of you...
HUSTLER: The Photos
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HUSTLER: The Photos

THE RAPE OF JUSTICE October 1979 Photography by James Baes While other magazines displayed airbrushed models seemingly sans genitals, Larry Flynt was not only spreading pink, but publishing creative,...
Liz Flynt: Chairwoman & Publisher
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Liz Flynt: Chairwoman & Publisher

Liz Flynt, wife of the late, great Larry Flynt, is the picture of poise and determination. Once Larry’s nurse, she quickly learned the ropes at LFP (Larry Flynt Publications)...
HUSTLER: The Cartoons
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HUSTLER: The Cartoons

Outrageous! Irreverent! Funny! They were the words Larry Flynt used to describe what he was looking for in a HUSTLER cartoon. Larry considered the cartoons to be as important, if not more important...
HUSTLER: The Photographers
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HUSTLER: The Photographers

MATTI KLATT Photographer Apart from Larry himself, few people had a greater impact on HUSTLER Magazine than the photographers, including wunderkind Matti Klatt. The German-born uber-talent...
Bruce David
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Bruce David

EDITORIAL DIRECTOR “Bruce was working for Screw magazine and wrote a review of the very first issue of HUSTLER back in 1974. He said, ‘The new men’s upstart, HUSTLER, has just nudged out Refrigerator...
HUSTLER: The Stars
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HUSTLER: The Stars

The beautiful women who have graced our pages over the past 50 years have been too numerous to count. (Trust us, we’ve asked interns to try, and well, they keep getting distracted.) Yet certain stars have...
HUSTLER: The Beavers
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HUSTLER: The Beavers

EDITED BY MORGEN “TEX” HAGEN Two score and eight years ago, as Americans celebrated this country’s 200th birthday, Larry Flynt’s brainchild publication introduced a visual feature that quickly...
Morgen “Tex” Hagen
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Morgen “Tex” Hagen

BEAVER HUNT EDITOR If you’ve ever thumbed through a copy of HUSTLER, then you are no stranger to Beaver Hunt, a staple of the magazine since 1976. Morgen “Tex” Hagen has lovingly curated the amateur nude...
Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 4
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Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 4

Got a hunger for hooters? A craving for casabas? A taste for ta-tas? Well, you’re in luck! Go ahead and belly up to the breast buffet, because we’re serving up a delectable selection of...
Sloppy Slurpers
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Sloppy Slurpers

In praise (and pursuit) of the drool-heavy, XXX-style hummer. There are countless ways in which the sex depicted in XXX and the rutting we experience out in the wild differ, and blowjobs are no exception. In...
Now THAT’s a Mouthful!
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Now THAT’s a Mouthful!

Open wide and say, “Aah!” These mavens of mouth fetish are bound to put a satisfied smile on your face. Warm and wet, mouths are a treat. While our minds immediately go to imagining this...
Give Her a Toss?
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Give Her a Toss?

Some women seem to be in constant pursuit of a sensitive man who will cater to their every want and need, in and out of the bedroom. And other chicks? Well, they just crave a guy who will manhandle them in the...