Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

October 2024

Featuring Nata Gold
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

Latest Articles

Belly Button Beauties
Feature

Belly Button Beauties

Join us as we go belly-up and explore a fetish that’ll get you right in the gut. When you think of fingering someone’s hole, mouths, pussies and asses most likely come to mind. But did you...
Coming Up Short?
Feature

Coming Up Short?

Chin up, short kings; your height might not be the impediment you think it is when it comes to meeting women. In the fickle world of wooing, some women set specific parameters as to who they will pork, who...
Warning: Choking Hazard!
Feature

Warning: Choking Hazard!

Coming to grips with the many dangerous risks of erotic asphyxiation. DISCLAIMER: The ideas expressed in this article are for informational and entertainment purposes only, and do not constitute...
Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 10
Feature

Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 10

No prick? No problem! When these ladies are in the mood to get off, they don’t need a man to do the job for them—they just bust open the sex-toy chest and take matters into...
Mark of the (Sex) Beast
Feature

Mark of the (Sex) Beast

Join us as we sink our teeth into the sucky subject of hickeys. As horny teens, one indication that a youngster has finally snaked their way into the naughty origins of their sexuality is the...
Totally Wholesome, Totally Awesome
Feature

Totally Wholesome, Totally Awesome

Ravishing XXX redhead Molly Stewart is much more than just a pretty face and a killer body—she also hosts a raucously entertaining (and informative!) podcast. Join us as she...
Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 8
Feature

Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 8

Step right up! It’s time for another celebration of hot HUSTLER Honeys showing off their fabulous feet in elegant high heels—and flaunting the rest of their delectable bodies in precious little...
The Big Kiss-Off Vol. 3
Feature

The Big Kiss-Off Vol. 3

Two hot chicks locking lips, swapping spit and tangling tongues—it’s a look that deserves the chef’s kiss every time, as far as we’re concerned. Join us as we once again celebrate the joyous...
Vacation Lays
Feature

Vacation Lays

As if you need another reason to take some time off and book a trip, consider this—sex on sabbatical is so much hotter than what you get at home. Going on vacation can be an incredibly freeing experience....
Art Is Sexy Vol. 5
Feature

Art Is Sexy Vol. 5

From drawing to painting to crochet and beyond, some of our favorite XXX performers share their creative passions with us. Grab your brushes, clay and knitting needles (and maybe your cock)—it’s time for...
Coming Soon?
Feature

Coming Soon?

Having trouble with premature ejaculation? Don’t worry, it happens to most guys at some point. More importantly, there are methods to overcome it. The phrase coming soon has been known to generate...
Conny, June '10
Feature

The Best of Breasts

Huge, bouncing boomers! Enormous knockers! Giant boobies! Presenting a sampling of HUSTLER’s D-cup delights. Now let’s...
Staci Carr & Niki Lee Young Feb. '15
Feature

The Beauty of Booty

Imagine squeezing, licking, spanking these beautiful ass cheeks. Sink your teeth into some of the most delectable derrieres to grace our pages. For every butt man out there, here’s a few of our favorite...
Sophia Locke<br>Photo by <em>808STUDIOEROS</em>
Feature

Let’s Make a Sex Tape

Lights, camera, action! Adult entertainment’s finest share what it takes to make a great sex tape. Tired of fuck flicks that underwhelm? Ready to add some spice to your sex life with a little...
CINDY SHINE
Feature

Birthday Delights

We’ve rounded up five Beavers who were born in August and look very delectable in their birthday suits. “I feel that I have a beautiful body, and I love to show it off,” professed Clarity, a bartender...
Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up! Vol. 9
Feature

Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up! Vol. 9

Gorgeous, shapely gams sheathed in sheer, silky stockings—it’s enough to get a guy’s heart racing and his cock rising. With that in mind, we’re serving up a parade of...
F2MFXE a young woman caressing with her fingertips the arm of a young man
Feature

Tickle Time?

Coochie coo! Join us as we attempt to put a finger on the erotic appeal of tickling. It’s not unusual in this cornucopia of kinkdom to stumble upon, say, an individual who gets their kicks from being...
Mature XXX Mavens
Feature

Mature XXX Mavens

These seasoned adult-industry sexpots are aging like fine wine—and you’ll definitely want a taste! With age comes wisdom and experience. A bonus of gaining both of those things as we get older is how...
Make America Date Again
Feature

Make America Date Again

Are single people looking to get back to traditional courtship rituals? The male persuasion has spent the past couple of decades approaching the women they’re interested in as if they were some...
Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 4
Feature

Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 4

It’s National Tattoo Day once again, when we celebrate the culture and history of body art. And what better way to celebrate, than with a collection of inked-up beauties plucked...
Sex After Surgery? Not So Fast…
Feature

Sex After Surgery? Not So Fast…

Of all the pain that one might experience after an invasive medical procedure, the no-nookie rule might be the unkindest cut of all. DISCLAIMER: The ideas expressed in this...