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Addison Vodka: Drink Her In!
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Addison Vodka: Drink Her In!

Facials, blowjobs and public sex—oh, my! Addison Vodka goes all-in and all-out for a delightfully probing interview.  Are you there, God? It’s me, John Blaylock, thanking you for...
Redd Kross…Red-Hot!
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Redd Kross…Red-Hot!

More than four decades into their musical journey, Steven and Jeff McDonald are having a major moment with a new album, memoir and documentary. Weirdos, rejoice! Hawthorne, California’s other musical sons...
Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 4
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Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 4

Are you ready to get a case of the blues in the best possible way? We’re bringing you a collection of captivating HUSTLER Honeys with blue eyes to get lost in—and killer bodies to die for!...
Accent on Seduction
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Accent on Seduction

Exploring the erotic appeal of foreign accents. Back when I was in high school, there was this foreign exchange student named Ian who really stuck in my craw. Not just in mine, but all the guys. He was, as you...
XXX Name-Dropping
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XXX Name-Dropping

What happens when your favorite performers decide to change their noms de porn in the middle of their careers? Four blue-screen pros share how they managed to switch their stage names while avoiding an...
Lingerie or Linger-Nay?
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Lingerie or Linger-Nay?

No, many men don’t care if their women get dolled up in frilly underthings before sex. Too bad for those guys, the lingerie isn’t for their benefit, anyway. The Victoria’s Secret crowd...
Ball Droppings 4: Another New Year’s Parade of Pop-Shots
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Ball Droppings 4: Another New Year’s Parade of Pop-Shots

It’s a new year, with new goals, hopes, dreams and aspirations…but some classics never go out of style, such as splattering a hot babe...
NYE Hookups: The Pleasures and Pitfalls
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NYE Hookups: The Pleasures and Pitfalls

Looking to ring in the new year with a bang? Proceed with caution; hooking up on NYE can bring some serious headaches, and we’re not talking about the morning-after...
New Year’s Sex-olutions: 2025 Edition
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New Year’s Sex-olutions: 2025 Edition

Fisting! Gangbangs! Double anal! Some of our favorite XXX performers share their sexy goals for the coming year. The year 2025 is almost upon us, and with it comes a fresh start....
The Big Kiss-Off Vol. 4
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The Big Kiss-Off Vol. 4

HUSTLER Honeys locking lips and getting down; is there anything better? We don’t think so! Enjoy these lip-smacking pics! Natalie Heart & Elle Alexandra Orchidea & Felony Serene Siren...
Hot Letters
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Hot Letters

Every year we receive hundreds of steamy letters from you, our readers. Here are a few of our hottest Hot Letters, the best of the best. So lock the door. Warm up your fingers or your favorite toy. Get...
NAOMI BENNET
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Birthday Delights

For additional eye candy this month, we’ve rounded up five Beavers celebrating January birthdays. Naomi Bennet from Zatec, Czechia, recalled, “I first heard about HUSTLER while taking a cinema course in...
Sam Jay: Next-Level Funny
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Sam Jay: Next-Level Funny

Netflix’s Roast of Tom Brady was one of Hollywood’s biggest nights of the year, and comedian Sam Jay might have scored the biggest laugh of the evening with her burn of Patriots’ quarterback...
Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 9
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Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 9

Dark-haired beauties with mouthwatering mammaries? Yes, please! Enjoy this pictorial celebration… Sofia Yurizan Beltran Ellie Nova Claire Sanders Jelena Jensen Layla Rose Lana...
XXXmas Cheer
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XXXmas Cheer

‘Tis the season to be horny! Join us as we get into the holiday spirit with some of our favorite performers. ‘Tis the season to be jolly, merry and—horny?! With stockings being stuffed and halls...
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Test(osterone) Drive

Is testosterone replacement therapy the key to a boosted libido? The answer is more complicated than you might think. Join us as we explore the science. Spend enough time doom-scrolling, and you will...
Lickety Split Vol. 5
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Lickety Split Vol. 5

Strap yourself in, because we’re about to get some tongues wagging! It’s time for another box-lunch bonanza, courtesy of HUSTLER Honeys with a taste for twat. Go ahead, (muff-)dive in! Serene Siren...
Not So Fast?
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Not So Fast?

Full steam ahead, or slow and low? Examining the merits of leisurely lays versus rabbit-quick rutting. Mankind was shot out of the great gash in the sky to populate the Earth, and presumably as quickly as...
Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 6
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Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 6

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we’re big fans of getting lost in the bush and getting tangled up in lush crotch-curls. But sometimes, the smooth, soft beauty of a clean-shaven pussy is what the...
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Cold-Cocked!

The freezin’ season is upon us, and with temperatures dropping, chances are good that you’re experiencing an embarrassing cold front in your pants. Here are some tips for dealing with the dreaded...
Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 5
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Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 5

Open wide; it’s time to belly up to the boob buffet for a few heaping helpings of succulent sweater puppies, delectable dairy domes and tasty tatas! Don’t worry if you get a...