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Hump-Day Special: Busty Blond Babes Vol. 9
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Hump-Day Special: Busty Blond Babes Vol. 9

Yes, we know—it’s been a long, rough week, and smack-dab in the middle of it, you’re just not sure you can go on anymore. Lucky for you, we know just...
Change Is Good…Right?
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Change Is Good…Right?

Some of our favorite performers share the fan reactions they received—good and bad—when they decided to switch things up. Switching things up is typically a positive part of life, especially to...
Dave Foley—Yes, Really!
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Dave Foley—Yes, Really!

The comic actor talks UFOs, podcasts, his NewsRadio days and the future of Kids in the Hall. Three times a year, stars gather and align at The Hollywood Show, a unique fan convention. Held in a...
In Her Fucking Prime?
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In Her Fucking Prime?

Do women really reach their sexual peak later in life? We dive into the facts and myths surrounding the Cougar Principle. When I was just a wee whippersnapper, I was led to believe that it was more...
Hump-Day Special: Get a Leg Up Vol. 8
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Hump-Day Special: Get a Leg Up Vol. 8

Attention, leg men! Need a little lift to help get you over the mid-week blahs? We have just the thing for you—a collection of some of HUSTLER’s leggiest Honeys, showing off...
Hookup Horrors
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Hookup Horrors

From pissed-on bedsheets to pissed-off ex-boyfriends, we look at the many ways that random sex can go wrong. There are only a few things in this world that really make life worth living, and one of them is...
By the Hair on Your Chinny-Chin-Chin
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By the Hair on Your Chinny-Chin-Chin

Is sporting a beard a drawback or an enhancer when it comes to going down on your lady? We dive into the bristly debate. If sex was politics, there would no doubt be a sharp...
Hot Asses, Nice Glasses Vol. 3
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Hot Asses, Nice Glasses Vol. 3

With National Eyewear Day upon us once again, it’s once again time to celebrate beautiful but poorly sighted babes who aren’t afraid to make sexual spectacles of themselves for your...
O Brother, How Could Thou?
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O Brother, How Could Thou?

Exploring the sticky situations that can emerge when siblings hook up with the same person. If there is one thing that the late Jerry Springer taught America, it’s that romance is often...
Fetish Spotlight: Breeding Kink
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Fetish Spotlight: Breeding Kink

Join us as we take a (very) pregnant pause to explore the growing phenomenon of impregnation fetish. Creampies are amazing, and we’re not talking about the dessert! The thrill...
Hand-to-Mouth Humping
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Hand-to-Mouth Humping

Considering the ridiculously high food prices these days, more people are searching for sexier ways to satisfy their ravenous appetites. Yep, it might cost a small fortune for a bucket of chicken and...
Hot Letters
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Hot Letters

Every year we receive hundreds of letters from you, our readers. Here are a few of our hottest Hot Letters, the best of the best. So lock the door. Warm up your fingers or your favorite toy. Get comfortable....
Kayla Hart, Jan. '10
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Legs for Days

There is nothing quite so sexy as a set of lovely stems, gorgeous shapely gams that go on forever. HUSTLER takes a trip down memory lane to highlight our favorite leggy Honeys from the past decade. Imagine...
Dan Cummins: Nothing Is Taboo
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Dan Cummins: Nothing Is Taboo

It’s no surprise that Dan Cummins is a fan of the occult: On more than one occasion he’s raised his career from the dead. Dan’s own website describes his early comedy efforts as...
Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday!

Beaver Hunt has showcased hundreds and hundreds of hotties in their birthday suits since 1976. Back for tantalizing peeks are six Beavers who’ll be celebrating their birthdays in June. Anastasia Rose was a...
Hump-Day Special: Busty Blond Beavers Vol. 3
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Hump-Day Special: Busty Blond Beavers Vol. 3

Fair-haired nudes-next-door with big, mouthwatering bazooms—is there really anything better? No, of course not! That’s why we dug into the treasure trove...
Kitty Coen: Hail, Hellcat!
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Kitty Coen: Hail, Hellcat!

The witch-rock pioneer talks to us about the power of sex workers, the ongoing persecution of women and her spellbinding new album. Hell yeah and yee-fucking-haw! With her debut album...
Butt, I’m a Virgin!
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Butt, I’m a Virgin!

Is anal sex really a backdoor loophole that allows a woman to maintain her virginity while still getting busy? Join us as we dive in deep and explore this long-standing notion. There was a rumor floating...
Get Stuffed!
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Get Stuffed!

If beautiful babes stuffing their faces with copious amounts of food is your fetish of choice, then feast on these three hungry hotties as they eat their way into your heart. The best thing about porn is that...
Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes 12
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Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes 12

May 22 is National Solitaire Day, and as it turns out, May is also National Masturbation Month! Is there any better excuse to celebrate HUSTLER Honeys playing...
Photo by Julia Sinelnikova
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David J: New Old Tales to Tell

The Bauhaus and Love and Rockets veteran on his most goth possession, the red light districts of the world and his latest release, Tracks From the Attic. David J is a triple threat. As a...