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Scary Sexy
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Scary Sexy

In the world of adult entertainment, one name is synonymous with porn parodies that continually delight, entertain and arouse: the visionary himself, director Axel Braun. Fun fact, Axel’s first-ever foray...
Gentlemen Prefer Goths
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Gentlemen Prefer Goths

Luna Dahlia is the nightmare of your dreams. A goth escort hailing from the ninth circle of hell, our special guest columnist for this year’s Halloween issue muses on the undying appeal of dark...
Pen Pals
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Pen Pals

Sex Workers Helping Sex Workers Behind Bars The difference between people inside and outside of prison is often good versus bad luck, rather than good versus bad people. Sex workers are particularly attuned to...
Cinema of the Damned!
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Cinema of the Damned!

Tired of the same old vampire movies every October? Granted, Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) and The Hunger (1983) are classics for a reason, but the canon goes so much deeper than the hits. This...
The Bloody Beauty Of J. Isobel De Lisle
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The Bloody Beauty Of J. Isobel De Lisle

Daughter of the Dark Lord J. Isobel De Lisle takes us on a trip down the ladder of our most primal desires with boudoir photography dripping in sex and fear. J. Isobel De Lisle...
XXXtreme Cosplay Queens
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XXXtreme Cosplay Queens

Do you lust after the fairy godmother from Shrek 2? Is your favorite redhead the Wendy’s girl? Or are you more of an anime stan? Erotic cosplay artists invite us into their amped-up world of...
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Politics

Supreme Court Now Just Making Shit Up

The Republican radicals in robes go rogue, and this is how democracy dies. Literally. As I’ve long warned here, Republicans have now trashed hundreds of years of constitutional...
Halloween Hotties
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Halloween Hotties

Is a bunny scary? Depends on the bunny and whether or not it’s been eating raspberries (we can’t get enough of those videos, seriously). Suffice it to say, Halloween is so much more than frights and undead...
Double Bs The Documentary
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Double Bs The Documentary

The history and relationship of nudity in horror is essential learning, but who wants to read a dry academic dissertation when you can watch topless alt babes discuss it in depth on camera? Is it...
Golden (Shower) Girls
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Golden (Shower) Girls

For these free-flowing XXX sirens, pee is Number One! Urine. Piss. Lemonade. Golden shower. Water sports. No matter what you call it—we all pee! Now, what if you were to combine the act of...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Rahyndee James
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Rahyndee James

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Rahyndee James, a...
Busty Brunet Bonanza Part 6
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Busty Brunet Bonanza Part 6

Breast fans, rejoice—we have some big things coming your way! We’re taking you to the top of Mammary Mountain to enjoy quality time with some of HUSTLER’s hottest dark-haired, chesty...
Friday Funnies: Psyching Out
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Friday Funnies: Psyching Out

Ever feel like you’re losing it? You’re not alone—these are crazy times, and they’re bound to make us all feel a little nuts from time to time. Luckily, there’s tremendous healing...
Thundermother: Going for the (Black and) Gold
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Thundermother: Going for the (Black and) Gold

The fierce female foursome are back with a new album, Black and Gold, and their first full U.S. tour. Prepare to be rocked! Thundermother is back! The...
Butt’s Happening! Part 6
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Butt’s Happening! Part 6

Got a case of the mid-week blahs? Allow us to butt in with an invigorating collection of perky posteriors, tantalizing tushes and fantastic fannies, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys....
The Many Sides of Ebony Mystique
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The Many Sides of Ebony Mystique

Performer. Designer. Studio space owner. Goddess. Step inside the world of Ebony Mystique and her budding XXX empire. Ebony Mystique is quickly becoming a household name in XXX,...
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Close Together, Miles Apart

A guide to maintaining intimacy in a long-distance relationship. Whether you’ve been in different cities from the start, or your partner has recently relocated for work, school or family,...
HUSTLER Wild Wives 2
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HUSTLER Wild Wives 2

It’s National Wife Appreciation Day once again—and you’ll definitely appreciate these freewheeling wives who say “I do” to sexual adventure. Join us as we celebrate these babes who take the concept...
HUSTLER Classic: Parks and Penetration
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HUSTLER Classic: Parks and Penetration

Sure, a walk or a hike in the park can be reenergizing. But a fuck in the park? Well, that’s absolutely exhilarating! Exhibit A: the classic HUSTLER pictorial “Tory Lane &...
Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles 2
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Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles 2

Open up and say, “Ha, ha!” It’s time for another appointment with hilarity, as we step into the examining room for a round of outrageous knee-slappers, courtesy of...
The Smithereens: Lost and Found
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The Smithereens: Lost and Found

More than 40 years after their inception, The Smithereens are far from—to quote one of their many hits—only a memory. Still rocking their legions of devoted fans, the band is...