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Bits & Pieces

Use Me

If you’ve ever fantasized about being someone else’s obedient sex toy, your fetish has a name: “Free Use.” The fantasy of being used, sexually, by anyone at any time can be a rush; but like any kink,...
Say My Name
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Say My Name

If you’ve ever been lost in the throes of passion and caught yourself calling out the name of someone other than the person you’re with, don’t panic, because you are in very good company. Fantasizing...
Photo: Michael Reynolds / CNP /MediaPunch via Alamy
Politics

91 Criminal Felonies

Because the “character” of the President of the United States counts! Dear President Clinton: Character and family values count! (Impeach!) Dear Vice President Gore: You tried to steal a Presidential...
Shane Gillis: Doggone Funny
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Shane Gillis: Doggone Funny

You know Shane Gillis. Everyone knows Shane Gillis. His Live In Austin Show on YouTube has garnered over 15 million views (and counting), and his new Beautiful Dogs special is practically...
Motorcycle Mamas: Badass Biker Babes
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Motorcycle Mamas: Badass Biker Babes

Let’s get ready to ride! HUSTLER interviews six badass XXX babes who love their bikes. Rocking leather and even lingerie, this group of motorcycle mamas live to hit the road,...
Camping Sex: It’s Fucking in Tents!
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Camping Sex: It’s Fucking in Tents!

Fall is that time of year when people all across the United States who’ve been beaten down by the apocalyptic heat of the sweltering summer heat finally get some relief and...
Give ThanXXX
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Give ThanXXX

With Thanksgiving quickly approaching, some of our favorite XXX performers share what they’re most grateful for this year. It’s that time of the year again; 2023 is winding down and it’s time to...
HUSTLER Birthday Babe: Abella Danger
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HUSTLER Birthday Babe: Abella Danger

Bust out your candle and get ready to enjoy a sweet treat, because it’s time for a XXX birthday party! And while the birthday we’re celebrating is that of HUSTLER favorite...
Butt’s Happening! Vol. 10
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Butt’s Happening! Vol. 10

We hope you don’t mind, but we’re getting pretty behind with things today. No, wait, scratch that—we know you won’t mind when you see what we have in store for you! Join us for yet another...
Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember 6
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Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember 6

Feeling like you’ve been a little cheated in the laughs department lately? Don’t worry, we vow to honor and obey your need for a good chuckle with these outrageous HUSTLER...
Photo by David Doobinin
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Juliana Hatfield Has It Covered

After taking on the songbooks of Olivia Newton-John and The Police, the “My Sister” singer is tackling the Electric Light Orchestra catalog. Juliana Hatfield does...
Dale Bozzio: Living the Hollywood Lie
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Dale Bozzio: Living the Hollywood Lie

The Missing Persons singer (and former HUSTLER model) talks drugs, her “uncontrollable” attitude and her band’s new album. We love Dale Bozzio, the otherworldly...
Photo by Katie Lewellyn
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Neil Hamburger: Unhappy Holidays

America’s Funnyman yuks (and yucks) it up about bitter shopping-mall Santas, the nightmare that is New Year’s Eve and his star-studded new album. Neil Hamburger is the...
The Doctor Is In!
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The Doctor Is In!

Open up and say, “Ahhhh,” you’re about to learn all about the fascinating and sexy world of medical fetishism! “The doctor will see you now” is a sentence that is usually followed by...
Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 3
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Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 3

Open up and say ahhhhh, we’re serving up mouthfuls of milk-mounds with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. It’s a feast of funbags, a boob bounty, a breast buffet…whatever you...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 8
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 8

Never mind the marching bands and ornate floats—in this parade, the main attraction is warm, wet, wide-open pussy! So grab yourself a front-row seat, because this procession will...
Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 5
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Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 5

It’s Friday—which, for most of us, means it’s time to put another grueling workweek in the rear-view mirror. But before we go dashing toward the weekend like a child...
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Ripping-Good Sex

Do you worry about letting out the occasional fart when you’re getting busy? Allow us to clear the air and tell you why you shouldn’t. When two people get really locked into some good lovin’,...
Stagg Party
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Stagg Party

Renowned adult photographer Ellen Stagg on her XXX journey, living by the Golden Rule, working with Snoop Dogg and her stunning new book, Free to Be Naked. The best kind of modesty is when a living legend is...
Scholarly Sirens
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Scholarly Sirens

Meet a group of XXX sirens who boast some seriously impressive academic and professional credentials. There has long been a stereotype that performers and others in the porn industry lack intelligence or...
Paranormal XXX-periences
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Paranormal XXX-periences

Prepare to be scared stiff, as some of our favorite adult-industry entertainers recall their brushes with the supernatural. We’ve probably all encountered it. An odd noise in a place where you’re...