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December 2022

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Sunday Funday: Beaver-on-Beaver Action
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Sunday Funday: Beaver-on-Beaver Action

HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt is always a cause for joy and celebration—after all, where else are you going to see daring babes-next-door, baring everything for the whole...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 5
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 5

Are you ready to Think Pink? We hope so, because we have another captivating collection of HUSTLER Honeys opening wide for you. Prepare to sink into the pink—enjoy! Scarlett Alexis ...
Friday Funnies: Old Fucks
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Friday Funnies: Old Fucks

For these randy geezers, there might be snow on the roof, but there’s definitely still fire in the furnace. They’re not getting older, they’re just getting hornier! So go ahead, have a few...
Inside the Torture Garden
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Inside the Torture Garden

Looking for a fetish event that provides world-class entertainment in a safe, comfortable environment? Welcome to the Met Gala of kink. In the realm of fetishes, there are just as many kinks as there...
Brunet Bush Brigade Vol. 7
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Brunet Bush Brigade Vol. 7

It’s time to get into another delightfully hairy situation! Join us for a parade of dark, lush pubes, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Go ahead; dive in and let the fur...
Come On…Where Do You Want It?
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Come On…Where Do You Want It?

Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Women reveal where they want—and don’t want—a guy to shoot his load. If years of porn have told men one thing, it’s that the ladies love getting splashed...
MILF-tastic Mamas
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MILF-tastic Mamas

Got MILF? Well, you’re about to get some! Join us as these red-hot mamas open up about their very special (and incredibly popular) XXX niche. We all know what MILF stands for, right? Yep, it’s...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ziggy Star
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ziggy Star

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Ziggy Star, a dark-haired, vivacious...
Saturday Special: Stocking Up! Vol. 5
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Saturday Special: Stocking Up! Vol. 5

Ready to get hosed in the best possible way? Prepare for another celebration of beautiful, shapely legs sheathed in sexy stockings—you’ll definitely go gaga for these...
Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 4
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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 4

Hey, mister, looking for a good time? Well, you’ve come to the right place! We’re hitting the streets with another collection of outrageous jokes about the world’s oldest...
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Turning the Page With Maitland Ward

The sexy rebel who turned the world on its ear with her mainstream-to-XXX transition has released a memoir detailing her incredible journey. And she’s not done breaking new...
Hump-Day Special: Popping Off Vol. 2
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Hump-Day Special: Popping Off Vol. 2

It’s the middle of the week—the perfect time to take (or should we say pop) a load off and recharge. Allow us to provide an explosive release from the midweek doldrums with a...
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Michael Monroe: Too Fast to Die Young

The legendary Hanoi Rocks singer is still tearing it up with a scorching new solo album and an unearthed treasure from his storied musical past. Michael Monroe is a living,...
Yoga Babes
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Yoga Babes

Looking for some truly twisted erotic thrills? These XXX performers have some serious flex appeal! The human body is amazing. It can contort and flex in ways that frankly boggle the mind. (And make our muscles...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: River Lynn
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: River Lynn

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on River Lynn, a tall, blond drink of water...
HUSTLER Classic: Goop Is Good Food
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HUSTLER Classic: Goop Is Good Food

The importance of a well-balanced diet can’t be overestimated—it’s the cornerstone of good health and longevity. It’s why we’re taught from an early age about the four...
Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor Vol. 3

TGIF, everyone! It’s time to belly up to the bar to knock back a few stiff ones and enjoy a few laughs as we wind down after a long week of work. Providing...
Mac Sabbath: Burgers, Blood & Beyond
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Mac Sabbath: Burgers, Blood & Beyond

What do you get when you combine fast food and heavy metal? A tasty musical spectacle with songs you can really sink your teeth into. Mac Sabbath does not do interviews. The...
Breast in Show 3
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Breast in Show 3

Greetings, dear readers—breast wishes to you! We’re back with another collection of beautiful boobs, tantalizing titties and heavenly hooters! Go ahead; sit back and enjoy as we hit you with our breast...
Going Up With Casey Calvert
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Going Up With Casey Calvert

The multitalented XXX phenom sets the stage for an erotic good time with her latest series. From The Producers to Smash, numerous films and series have revolved around the production of a...
Die Like a Pro
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Die Like a Pro

Want to scream like the queens? Welcome to Rebecca Vanguard’s Fetish Horror Acting Master Class. The first three rows will be sprayed in viscera. Rebecca has been making porn since 2017, but did you know...