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HUSTLER Classic: A Totally ’80s Layout
Sleeves hiked up to the elbows? Frizzy hair? Lacy see-through skirt? Wrist loaded down with big, flashy bracelets? Bold patterns and bright colors all around? Like, fer...
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Teste Taste Test
Look, we’re all grown-ups here (unless we’re not, in which case, put this magazine back in your dad’s bedside drawer). Our bodies are our own, and you have the right to do whatever youwant with them,...
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Pandemic Penis
Apologies for trotting out this old chestnut, but too much of a good thing is not always a good thing. Manhandling your penis should be kind of like how you treat alcohol: in moderation it’s fine, but if you...
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This Shit is Bananas
The following is a sort of footnote to our overview of household products that can safely be used as lube (see “DIY Lube”). To be honest, it’s more of a warning: Despite what you’ve seen on Reddit, do...
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Apocalypse Orgy
Blink and you missed it. A crudely photocopied, nondescript 8.5- by 11-inch flier, in black and white, with a picture of the Avengers. The accompanying text is so ludicrous, so obviously crazy, that one might...
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DIY Lube
Olive oil? Yes. Sulphuric acid? No. It’s safe to say that everyone more or less has a grasp on the broad strokes of what can and can’t serve as lube. But there is a whole universe of products out there...
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Trump Is a Voter Fraud Criminal
The President, who describes absentee voting as “FRAUDULENT,” would certainly know. What is it about Republicans, Palm Beach and voter fraud? Pretending that there’s...
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Soaps Get Super Weird
If you’ve never given a shit about soap operas in the past, then prepare to have your world turnedupside-down with this incredible casting news. Remember the publicity campaign in June for the...
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(Un)faithfully Yours
The fight for human rights is a broad and complicated battle. Basic, inalienable freedoms many of us take for granted are constantly under attack by those who seek to silence and suppress. Democracy,...
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Dirty Honey: Proud to Be Loud
Rock and roll should be dangerous. It should be played live and loud on real instruments. Bass. Drums. Guitars. Maybe keyboards. Maybe. It should be played without the assistance of backing...
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A Whip-Smart Guide to Finding Your Perfect Domme
Because choosing the right person to cede control to takes a lot of self-determination. Mired in self-doubt over the prospect of booking your first...
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HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade
Looking to get into a hairy situation? If you’re of the “can’t get enough of that furry muff” school of thought, you’ll definitely want to curl up with these dark-haired beauties...
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Highly Satisfied: The Sex and Weed Connection
Marijuana is already known to lower anxiety and turn people on to Willie Nelson’s music, but the wonder drug can also help women’s sex lives go from...
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Watch It! The Art of Consensual Voyeurism
We’re all voyeurs. Everyone likes to watch—as humans, we’re driven by visual stimuli. Maybe it’s porn, maybe it’s that tasteful glimpse you stole of...
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HUSTLER Classic: Taija Rae, by Any Other Name
What’s in a name? That which we call a pussy by any other name would taste as sweet. It’s a sentiment to ponder, as we look back on this classic August...
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Sex Mythbreakers: The Pineapple Effect
Can a trip to your supermarket’s produce section really give you better-tasting semen? We consult the experts. It’s a given that most of us want to look after ourselves...
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Nurse, There’s a Gnome in My Ass
A medical professional reveals the strangest sexual accidents she’s seen There are safety elements involved in getting it on that you learn about in Sex-Ed class, and then there...
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HUSTLER Classic: Who Are Those Masked Ma’ams?
Masks have been the topic of fierce debate in the United States over the last few months, with most reasonable people realizing that face coverings are a vital...
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Busty Brunette Bonanza Part III
These curvy dark-haired beauties will keep your hands full in more ways than one! Dive into the bounty of big-boobed brunettes below; they’re sure to become your new breast...
