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Legs for Days
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Legs for Days

There is nothing quite so sexy as a set of lovely stems, gorgeous shapely gams that go on forever. HUSTLER takes a trip down memory lane to highlight our favorite leggy Honeys from the past decade. Imagine...
Charles Bukowski and HUSTLER Through the Years
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Charles Bukowski and HUSTLER Through the Years

On the 100th anniversary of the Ham on Rye legend’s birth, we look back at his decades-long relationship with America’s Magazine. Charles...
Sole Desire: How Foot Fetishists Get Their Kicks
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Sole Desire: How Foot Fetishists Get Their Kicks

Feet are many things to many people. Useful, if you’re interested in walking and such. Pungent, after a particularly strenuous workout. Achy, after a long...
Queen of the High-Tech Sex Toys
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Queen of the High-Tech Sex Toys

After getting the heave-ho from CES last year, pleasure-product pioneer Lora Haddock DiCarlo took on the organization behind the event—and scored a major victory. We talk to the...
Three Is a Magic Number
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Three Is a Magic Number

HUSTLERMagazine.com’s guide to planning and pulling off the perfect threeway While it may seem an unattainable fantasy for many, getting a threesome off the ground is very possible with a...
HUSTLER Classic: Kickin’ It
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HUSTLER Classic: Kickin’ It

The world seems to be falling apart before our eyes these days—and many of us likewise feel like we’re barely holding it together, especially physically. For many, months of...
Sex Mythbreakers: Fucking After 50
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Sex Mythbreakers: Fucking After 50

Sex is often represented (especially in the media) as a young person’s pursuit, but with people living longer and remaining more sexually active into older age, a whole new...
HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’
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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’

It’s nearly mid-August, which in any normal year would mean that millions of students across the land would be preparing to head back to school. Of...
HUSTLER Classic: The Mother of All Layouts
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HUSTLER Classic: The Mother of All Layouts

Sure, these days, MILF porn is all the rage among horndogs eager to explore the sexual wonders of the motherly type. But leave it to HUSTLER to delve into that...
Lingerie Lesbian Fun Part II
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Lingerie Lesbian Fun Part II

Frilly fillies strip down and get off Hot babes in their underwear—they’re awesome, aren’t they?  Of course they are. And they’re even more awesome when they pair up and strip...
Dannygirl: Selling Sex
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Dannygirl: Selling Sex

Over the last 12 years this Montreal-based maven has carved out a niche for herself as the go-to photographer for sex workers. Her clients swear she has the superpower to make anything sexy and all...
HUSTLER Classic: Sister Act
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HUSTLER Classic: Sister Act

In these times of trouble and uncertainty, it’s more important than ever to maintain close ties to beloved friends and family members. As a reminder of that importance, we present to you...
Virtual Thrills: The Future of VR Porn
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Virtual Thrills: The Future of VR Porn

With its ability to put users in sexy simulated environments, virtual-reality porn is being touted by some as the next phase of XXX. We strap on the headset and explore this brave...
Portrait of the Pussyman
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Portrait of the Pussyman

XXX auteur David “Pussyman” Christopher delivers a raw account of his career in his new memoir.  What is porn’s “Golden Age?” The general consensus holds that it’s that nebulous time...
HUSTLER Classic: A Slithering Glance
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HUSTLER Classic: A Slithering Glance

Coming across a snake in the grass is generally not a very positive experience. A snake slithering around some hot chick’s bush, however? That’s just a good time in the...
Vanessa Veracruz: Four Your Pleasure
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Vanessa Veracruz: Four Your Pleasure

It’s a small group of women who have been featured in no less than four HUSTLER pictorials, and Vanessa Veracruz has certainly earned her place among that esteemed...
HUSTLER Classic: Going for the Gold (With Pink)
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HUSTLER Classic: Going for the Gold (With Pink)

If 2020 had gone anywhere near according to plan, chances are most of us would be enthralled by the Summer Olympics in Tokyo right now. Instead, this year’s...
Katie Morgan & Evan Stone: Porn Royalty
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Katie Morgan & Evan Stone: Porn Royalty

Katie Morgan and Evan Stone are the Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell of porn: gorgeous, hilarious and madly, deeply, stupidly in love with each other. They are legends, porn royalty,...
Money From Nothing
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Money From Nothing

The federal government’s financial response to the coronavirus proves that “debt and deficit” was always an excuse. For years politicians, pundits and the media told us America was broke. We...
Socialism Returns, Again
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Socialism Returns, Again

For the last 75 years, a stifling taboo almost smothered socialism in the U.S. Most employers, both major political parties, mainstream media, schools and academics at all levels, and federal, state,...
Our Greatest Mistake
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Our Greatest Mistake

With the 2020 election right around the bend, we offer illustrations of America’s greatest mistake in the hopes that we can avoid repeating...