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Making America Celibate Again?
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Making America Celibate Again?

Wary of losing even more rights under a second Trump term, a growing number of women are considering swearing off sex with men. Now that American voters have put Donald Trump back on the...
Getting Intimate With Casey Calvert
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Getting Intimate With Casey Calvert

Performer. Producer. Director. Entrepreneur. Advocate. And, yes, intimacy coordinator. Join us as the XXX phenomenon discusses creating safe spaces for her adult-industry...
Bushy Blondes Vol. 2
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Bushy Blondes Vol. 2

Fair-haired beauties with full, fluffy patches of crotch-curls: it’s a hairy situation that you definitely won’t mind getting tangled up in. What are you waiting for? Dive in! Bella Jane Britt...
Pure Frustration?
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Pure Frustration?

Conservative fuckers, take note—purity culture can lead to lousy, and even painful, sex. The outcome of the 2024 election has led many to fear that there’s a big-time purification coming to the collective...
Getting Dirty With Clean Freaks
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Getting Dirty With Clean Freaks

Sex and germophobia aren’t always the best bedmates, but with a little work and patience, even the biggest cooties-fearer can learn to have a filthy good time. It can be...
Wait…Why?
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Wait…Why?

Weighing the pros and cons of holding off on sex in a new relationship. When we first meet someone special, someone that we connect with on a deeper level, it can be hard to keep those panties from hitting the...
Fight For Your Rights… or Lose Them
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Fight For Your Rights… or Lose Them

Three years before his death in 2019, Paul Krassner, longtime satirist and activist, recounted for HUSTLER the history of abortion in his lifetime—from illegal to legal, to the...
Dr. Eric Sprankle
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Dr. Eric Sprankle

Masturbators have really taken a beating over the years (ahem), what with all the anti-pud-pulling propaganda—disinformation that once suggested mankind would go blind if it didn’t resist its natural...
Kimmy Heart
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Birthday Delights

For 2024’s final revue we’ve rounded up five Beavers celebrating December birthdays. “I’m adventurous and very open-minded,” said Kimmy Heart, a self-proclaimed “internet tease” from San Diego,...
Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 4
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Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 4

Is it feeling a bit nippy in here? You bet it is, because we’re bringing you yet another pictorial salute to glorious nipples! Step right up and enjoy a truly mouthwatering collection...
Flirting with Disaster?
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Flirting with Disaster?

Things can get pretty hairy when another guy chats up your woman right in front of you. Here’s how to navigate this sticky situation. As any guy who has ever been interrupted by some ballsy SOB...
Give ThanXXX: 2024 Edition
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Give ThanXXX: 2024 Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share what they’re most grateful for this year. It’s coming up on Thanksgiving again (holy shit, right?!), a time when we reflect on...
How Come?
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How Come?

Yes, the orgasm gap is real—which means you might not be getting your partner off the way you thought you were. The good news is, there are ways to bridge the climax chasm and reliably drive your mate to...
Sole Sisters Vol. 5
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Sole Sisters Vol. 5

Step right up, foot fanatics; you’re about to be treated to a loin-stirring collection of pretty peds, tantalizing toes and scintillating soles, attached to some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Enjoy!...
Prine Time
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Prine Time

With his debut album This Far South, singer-songwriter Tommy Prine shares a personal journey of loss, anger and redemption. Tommy Prine’s songwriting is a complicated beast—it has glimpses of rock and...
Kinky Clown Confessions
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Kinky Clown Confessions

Clown kink and carnality, exposed! Welcome to the greatest show on earth, where the jokers are wild and the sex is extra sloppy. Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we are committed to exploring clown kink...
Divorce Courting
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Divorce Courting

Is your marriage heading for Splitsville? Don’t think of it as the end of a once-loving union; consider it the beginning of a sexual revitalization. Getting a divorce is one of the most difficult losses...
Brunet Bush Brigade: Hardcore Edition Vol. 4
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Brunet Bush Brigade: Hardcore Edition Vol. 4

Break out your pith helmet and meat machete; we’re going deep into the bush again with some of HUSTLER’s hottest (and hairiest) Honeys as they show...
Christopher Bickel’s Dark ‘Mission of Light’
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Christopher Bickel’s Dark ‘Mission of Light’

The indie-film renegade blazes a trail through violence, drugs, cults and insanity with his latest gritty offering. With his latest gritty, low-budget,...
Military Mirth Vol. 2
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Military Mirth Vol. 2

It’s Veterans Day, when we honor the men and women who have served in the U.S. Armed Forces. With that in mind, we’re serving up a selection of military-themed humor from HUSTLER’s vast...
JY8073 Couple having romantic moment in a movie theater
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This Movie Sucks!

Lights! Camera! Action? The pleasures and perils of getting busy in a movie theater. America is returning to the cinema, albeit slowly. Although streaming services and the lockdowns associated with COVID-19...