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Get a Leg Up Vol. 4
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Get a Leg Up Vol. 4

There’s nothing like a pair of nice, shapely stems on a gorgeous woman. Don’t believe us? Step right up and enjoy this pictorial celebration of HUSTLER’s leggiest Honeys. And if you still have the...
Fucking Funny
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Fucking Funny

Don’t be offended if your partner starts laughing when you’re getting busy; that giggling isn’t (necessarily) at your expense—in fact, it could be a sign that you’re doing something...
The 411 on JOI
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The 411 on JOI

Some of our favorite performers take us deep inside the art of Jerk Off Instruction. Pleasuring yourself all on your own can sometimes get repetitive, lonely and, let’s face it—boring. Luckily, there is an...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Nina James
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Nina James

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Nina James, a brunet beauty who hails...
Threeway Thrills Part 4
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Threeway Thrills Part 4

Like the old saying goes, three’s not a crowd—it’s a party! In the spirit of that sentiment, let’s dive into another celebration of sexual triads, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest...
Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 2

Looking for a few good laughs? You definitely won’t feel cheated by this collection of uproarious infidelity-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives! ...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 4
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 4

It’s National Pink Day in the U.S. once again, a day to celebrate HUSTLER’s very favorite color. And you know how we plan to celebrate—that’s right, with a procession of beautiful...
The Big Kiss-Off
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The Big Kiss-Off

It’s National Kissing Day in the U.S., a day when we celebrate the intimate and soul-lifting act of locking lips with someone we have feelings for. And what better way to pay tribute to the joy of smooching...
Footjob Femmes Fatales
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Footjob Femmes Fatales

We dip our toes into the fabulous world of footjobs with some of our favorite pedi princesses. What has ten toes, arches, soles and makes fans come hard? The feet of some of our favorite...
Full Steam Ahead!
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Full Steam Ahead!

Goddess Veronica Steam is here to clear the air on fart fetishism. Breathe in her wisdom! Let’s forgo the puns and schoolyard humor for the moment and be adults about this: farts are sexy as hell… unless...
Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies Vol. 2
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Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies Vol. 2

It’s Father’s Day once again, and chances are you’re pretty sick of neckties, cologne and “#1 Dad” coffee mugs. So may we offer you the gift of humor...
Saturday Special: Brunet Bush Brigade Part 6
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Saturday Special: Brunet Bush Brigade Part 6

Grab your meat machete and polish your pith helmet; we’re heading back into the bush for a wild, woolly excursion through the dark, curly pubes of some of...
Friday Funnies: Caving In Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Caving In Vol. 2

It’s pretty safe to say that, these days, we’re all yearning for simpler times. It’s also a safe bet that we could all use a few good laughs. So we’re traveling back to a...
Strap-On Sirens Vol. 2
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Strap-On Sirens Vol. 2

Strap on, get off! These babes don’t need a man for a good time—they just crack open the toy chest and break out the substitute schlongs. Strap in tight, readers; it’s going to be a wild ride!...
Best 25 Vibrators on the Market
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Best 25 Vibrators on the Market

The best 25 vibrators you can purchase right now. Here at HUSTLER® Hollywood, we have spent endless hours researching, testing and gathering data so that we can deliver you the...
Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 2
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Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 2

Ah,nipples—those protrusions of pleasure that bring joy, arousal and nourishment to humanity. Whether puffy, pointy, big or tiny, we appreciate and celebrate them all! Join us for a trip...
Stars, Stripes and Sex
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Stars, Stripes and Sex

June 14 is Flag Day in the U.S., and indeed, it’s a grand old flag—especially when it’s draped around a hot, mostly naked babe!  With that in mind, we salute Old Glory with a choice...
What’s Cookin’, Good Lookin’?
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What’s Cookin’, Good Lookin’?

Some of our favorite culinary-minded XXX performers discuss the connection between sex and food. Food is sexy. There—I said it! I’m not just talking about shoving cucumbers up buttholes...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zoey Monroe
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zoey Monroe

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Zoey Monroe, a...
Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 6
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Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 6

Prepare yourself for a very touching experience—these Honeys have their fingers on the pulse of their own sexuality, and they aren’t afraid to probe deep inside themselves in search of...
Friday Funnies: Toying Around Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Toying Around Vol. 2

It’s Friday, and with the weekend upon us, it’s playtime once again! And what’s playtime without a few toys? With that in mind, we’re cracking open the toy...