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Safe-Word Savvy With Alexis Reynolds
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Safe-Word Savvy With Alexis Reynolds

A veteran dominatrix explains the importance and protocols of using safe words. Safe words are a vital and crucial element to any form of intimacy, especially when that sexy time...
Licking for the Long Term
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Licking for the Long Term

Is eating pussy the key to a lasting relationship? Maybe, maybe not—but it sure doesn’t hurt. For a lot of guys, eating snatch is right up there with beer and pizza—something to dive into...
Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 4
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Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 4

Feeling a little deflated in these dreadful modern times? What better way to get pumped than to slide your cock between a pair of big, soft titties for a slick, silky ride in a hottie’s...
Can Sex Save America?
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Can Sex Save America?

With the country going ape over political differences and culture wars, perhaps we should look to the horny ways of the bonobo monkey as a potential path toward national unity. Look out the window...
The Porn Whisperer: Sage Hunter’s Rules for a Safe & Sexy Shoot
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The Porn Whisperer: Sage Hunter’s Rules for a Safe & Sexy Shoot

A hardcore sweetheart shares her heartfelt technique for being a great scene partner. A lot goes into the...
Asking for It?
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Asking for It?

Never mind the dating apps; according to a recent study, most young women say that they’re open to being asked out face to face—but there’s a right way and wrong way to do it. There was a time...
Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells
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Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells

In appreciation of the beautiful blondes who have graced these pages, HUSTLER presents a selection of fair-headed powerhouses and fan favorites—women who represent the gold...
Natalie Cuomo: Funny as Fuck
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Natalie Cuomo: Funny as Fuck

Natalie Cuomo is hard to pin down. Is she the “Queen of Queens,” a bad girl of comedy who loves to roam the dark streets of the Big City? Or a sensitive soul whose first tattoo was of a...
Rhyan
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Birthday Delights

We’ve found a way to counter poet T.S. Eliot’s assessment that “April is the cruelest month” by bringing back five Beavers celebrating birthdays in April. “I want to be the most daring girl in...
Asses High Vol. 9
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Asses High Vol. 9

Butt’s up, people! We’re back again with another loving look at some of the best backsides in the business, courtesy of HUSTLER’s most rump-tastic Honeys! So join us as we take up the rear for a...
Sex-O-Rama: Masters of Porn Funk
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Sex-O-Rama: Masters of Porn Funk

Composer Carvin Knowles on paying tribute to the music of classic XXX with his group’s sexy new album. Sex-O-Rama is a brand, a series of CDs and digital albums that collect...
XXX True Crime Junkies
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XXX True Crime Junkies

One of the most popular genres of TV, books and podcasts revolves around the evil that lives among us—true crime! HUSTLERMagazine.com gathered two sexy armchair detectives who aren’t exempt from...
Coming Back From the Fucking Dead
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Coming Back From the Fucking Dead

If your relationship is suffering from “dead bedroom syndrome,” getting back on fucking track might be easier than you think. They say getting it is one thing, but...
Girls on Girls Vol. 6
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Girls on Girls Vol. 6

Nothing beats a hot, naked chick—unless it’s two hot, naked chicks getting busy with each other! So join us as we celebrate the glorious sight of beautiful HUSTLER Honeys pairing up and getting...
Truth Bombs
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Truth Bombs

Is honesty really always the best policy when it comes to relationships? Join us as we explore the science. We’re taught from a young age that honesty is the best policy. What they don’t tell you is that,...
Fetish Spotlight: D.I.D. Divas
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Fetish Spotlight: D.I.D. Divas

Join us as we explore a kink that brings new meaning to the phrase, “I’m just a little tied up at the moment!” In this binding, writhing installment of Fetish Spotlight,...
You Can’t Spell “Romance” Without “Man”
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You Can’t Spell “Romance” Without “Man”

Contrary to conventional wisdom, a new study has found that men may actually be more romantic than women. Join us as we break down the science… We’ve all been sold the...
Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 14
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Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 14

You have to admire a beautiful woman who stays in touch with herself—especially if she lets you watch while she does so.  With that in mind, let your fingers do the walking through...
Coming to Terms
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Coming to Terms

If you’re one of those dopes who thinks that female orgasms aren’t important, consider this—your inability to get a woman off could take you right out of the mating game. Right now, a horny herd...
Blizzard Babes
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Blizzard Babes

The weather outside might be frightful, but these sexy snow bunnies are quite delightful! Prepare for a very cool exploration of powdery porn… Snow storm, sNOw problem! HUSTLERMagazine.com talked with...
Calling in Horny?
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Calling in Horny?

Could paid sex days become the next step in employee compensation packages? Back in the day, calling in sick was reserved for near-death experiences—fevers so high you were hallucinating, clutching the...