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October 2022

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Caught in the Act!
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Caught in the Act!

It happens to everyone at some point—you’re happily banging away when someone (perhaps even a relative) walks in on you mid-thrust. Here’s how to handle one of the most embarrassing fucking...
Hump-Day Special: Asses High Part 5
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Hump-Day Special: Asses High Part 5

Pardon us for butting in, but we don’t think you’ll mind in this case! We’re rearing up once again for another salute to beautiful behinds, rousing rumps and drool-inducing...
Squirting Sirens
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Squirting Sirens

Grab your raincoat and umbrella, because you’re about to get soaked! Some of our favorite XXX performers spilled their secrets to us about the art of squirting. Prepare for a wet and wild time as we open the...
Assume the Position!
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Assume the Position!

Which sex position is best for getting a woman off? We dive into the sexy science in search of answers. Doggy-style. Cowgirl. Reverse-cowgirl. Spoon. Standing. Missionary… Any of these positions can make a...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Casey Calvert
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Casey Calvert

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention, affection and erections on Casey...
Saturday Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 11
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Saturday Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 11

It’s that time again; we’re celebrating hot HUSTLER Honeys in their scanties as they strip down and show off the goods underneath. Go ahead, enjoy the panty raid—and when...
Friday Funnies: Humor to Die For Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Humor to Die For Vol. 2

Looking for a few killer jokes? You’re in luck! Prepare to laugh in the face of death with this collection of outrageous HUSTLER cartoons.  Be careful, though—you just...
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Sex Workers, Monkeypox and the Vaccine Crisis

Sex workers face unique risks from the monkeypox outbreak and unique obstacles to vaccination. Thankfully, advocates are working to correct this dangerous...
Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 2
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Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 2

Need a little lift? Today’s your lucky day! There are very few finer sights than a beautiful woman in high heels and nothing else—it’s the perfect combination of elegance and carnality.  With...
Hotwife Summer
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Hotwife Summer

Three of our favorite hotwives tell us about the sizzling ways they’ve been spending the hot season. Wouldn’t it be awesome if hotwives did a hotwife report about their sexy summers and all the amazing...
Sex After Death
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Sex After Death

Getting back into the sexual swing of things after the loss of a partner can be difficult, but moving on and getting busy is a vital part of the healing process. Death is a hell of a cockblocker. One minute a...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Angela White
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Angela White

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Angela White, a brunette...
HUSTLER Classic: Ramping Up the Action
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HUSTLER Classic: Ramping Up the Action

Never mind the X Games; if you’re looking for some truly hot skateboarding action, might we suggest some XXX games? Join us for a trip down Memory Lane to the April 2002 issue...
Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled Vol. 2

It’s summer, and school might be out, but it’s always a great time for a good laugh! So join us as we hit the books—or at least HUSTLER’s archive of hilariously irreverent...
The Presidency’s a Joke! Vol. 2
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The Presidency’s a Joke! Vol. 2

Is it National Presidential Joke Day again already? It seems to come earlier every year—but maybe that’s because the political situation in the U.S. seems to become more...
HUSTLER Blue Belles Vol. 2
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HUSTLER Blue Belles Vol. 2

Looking to catch a case of the blues that will get you up instead of getting you down? You’re in luck—these babes in blue will put you in the pink for sure! Annie Tiana Numi Zarah...
Cheating Fantasies: The Ultimate Relationship Kink
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Cheating Fantasies: The Ultimate Relationship Kink

Don’t worry; if you’re in a committed relationship but fantasize about banging someone other than your partner, it’s not only natural,...
So You Wanna Be a Porn Stud?
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So You Wanna Be a Porn Stud?

Ever watch a XXX video and wonder what it takes to be the lucky dude getting busy on camera? Of course you have! Luckily, we enlisted a pair of professional swordsmen to explain the ins and...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Scarlit Scandal
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Scarlit Scandal

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Scarlit Scandal, a petite...
Stocking Up! Vol. 4
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Stocking Up! Vol. 4

Long, shapely legs wrapped in sleek stockings are a joy to behold. Whether those stockings are fishnet, frilly, dainty silk or wild leopard print matters not—we’re all for it!  Join us for another...
Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup 3
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Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup 3

In the mood for some captivating humor? Join us behind bars as we enjoy a collection of criminally funny jokes, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives! Doing hard time has never...