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Red-Hot Scarlet
HUSTLER: Good morning! I see you’re just getting up. So how many times have you masturbated this morning? SCARLET RED: Just once. I did have to masturbate before bed to get a good night’s sleep, and then I...
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Cleats & Cleavage
Bombshell Ava Fiore has a lot of fight in her—literally. A 2002 Golden Gloves champion boxer, Fiore paid for her pilot license by participating in illegal street fights and last made headlines in 2008, when...
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Naked World
There’s no place where the sun don’t shine at Nudes-a-Poppin’, the largest and longest-running nude beauty pageant. Presided over by host Ron Jeremy, the event is a once-a-year opportunity for amateur...
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Porn From The Past
Pauline read somewhere that men think about sex more than women, but finds that highly unlikely. Thanks to J.P. of Strathmore, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: ...
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Why Isn’t He In The Slammer?
No one is ever prosecuted for revealing secrets that make the government look good. The book is only thrown at whistleblowers, like Edward Snowden, who expose government officials for...
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Indefensible Waste Of Money
In his January 17, 1961, farewell address, President Dwight D. Eisenhower warned that “in the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence,...
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#Selfies
Back by popular demand: an encore presentation of super-slutty selfies! In fact, our triple-X tweets received so much love, we’ve turned them into a regular feature. Feast your eyes on this month’s Honeys....
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Mugged By the Cops
In the last ten years, a nationwide band of shakedown artists has been robbing hundreds of innocent civilians of their money and property. The perps in this gang all wear badges, and they wield a fully...
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Fanmania
Every year tens of thousands of fans flock to Vegas for the world’s biggest porn convention. And every year the world’s brightest adult stars are there to greet them. As anyone who’s anyone at the Adult...
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Find The Fuckers
Brooklyn-based Ghost+Cow Films confess that Drone Boning was never intended to be jerkoff material. With its soaring ambient music and breathtaking fly-overs of scenic vistas, the first skin flick filmed...
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Ivy League Anal
Harvard—privileged pit of ripe, crimson assholes. But sphincters can be so confusing. Frustrated in their efforts to master rear entry, students called on the institution to offer a class in the “exciting...
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Royal Pain
The British are coming! Or maybe not. New regulations laid before Parliament ban all manner of fun from smut produced in Limeyland. Female ejaculation, face sitting and fisting top a list that also forbids...
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Friend Or Foe?
What we don’t know about Saudi Arabia is killing us. That’s the insane subtext of the so-called War on Terror, a decades-long travesty during which six U.S. presidents have been hustled by the religious...
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Tortured Accountability
Now that Republicans control both chambers of Congress, you’ll hear more and more talk about “accountability” for a “lawless President.” Don’t worry. They’re totally kidding. Sure,...
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Motherfuckers
Roving reporter Alex Renton steps behind the scenes of our next outrageous sex-com to explore anal, incest and Gloria’s bosom. HUSTLER’s family affair stars three of XXX’s brightest starlets. Read on for...
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Freedom Is Not Free
We pay a price for everything, and the price we pay to live in a free society is toleration. That means we have to tolerate the things we don’t like, not just the ones we do. Freedom of speech is not freedom...
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Porn From The Past
Lizette can feel confident her first time with Elsbeth, knowing that if the dildo she’s wearing fails to ring any bells, the next size up is within arm’s reach. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California,...
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#Selfies
Ever wonder if HUSTLER Honeys are just as freaky off-camera as they are on? Well, the answer is, Hell, yes! We stalked our models through the Twitterverse and discovered that Asa Akira loves pearl necklaces,...
