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Sophie Dee
Sophie Dee can squirt 16 feet, loves naughty girls and jiggles delicious DD boobies. No wonder this hardcore Welsh porn star has almost half a million Twitter followers! HUSTLER: Everyone has a secret...
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Porn From The Past
The hearth may be unlit, but Chelsea’s pussy sure fires the imagination! Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn...
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Banking On A Sure Thing
While 49 state treasuries were submerged in red ink after the 2008 financial crisis, one state’s bank outperformed all others. So reports The Wall Street Journal, discussing the Bank of North...
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Probing our Pervos
How did George W. Bush’s war on terror validate the depraved sadism authorized at the highest levels of his administration? That long-overlooked question was raised by the Senate Select Committee on...
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Affordable or Deplorable?
The Republican Party regained control of the U.S. Senate, but the Affordable Care Act—aka Obamacare—is here to stay. That’s because the GOP always dances to the tune played by big money....
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Dollar Democracy
The naked truth has been exposed, and it’s not a pretty picture! American Democracy has become Dollar Democracy. Many elected officials are bought by campaign contributions from superrich individuals and big...
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Strip Club Tips
On the night of May 9th, 2013, in a tourist district of Mexico City known for roving mariachi and seedy strip joints, Malcolm Shabazz, the grandson of legendary civil rights activist Malcolm X, was beaten to...
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Lounge Lizard Extraordinaire
It’s late at night on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip, and a surly figure in a cheap tuxedo is slumped in the back booth of the Comedy Store nightclub, nursing a glass of Jack Daniel’s. In a...
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Porn From The Past
Social science junkies Ava and Marjorie pose naked in a field just off the freeway to see how many accidents they cause. Fifty-three. Thanks to J.P. of Strathmore, California, for this vintage photo. Send your...
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Chanel Preston’s Stroke of Genius
Strange but true: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and XXX superstar Chanel Preston have a lot in common. I’m not talking about a shared affinity for double anal penetration. History...
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Porn From The Past
What do you say when the boss invites you over for a threeway? Absolutely! A raise is a raise. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: ...
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Pushing All In
HUSTLER: Congratulations! What was your winning hand? MARC: It was 9-7 offsuit. It was the first hand heads-up, and the flop was 9-6-5, so I had top pair and a gutshot. We ended up getting it all in, and I hit...
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Marching Down Blunder Road
Was Saddam Hussein a danger because his arsenal included weapons of mass destruction? That was the pretext for the 2003 Iraq invasion, which left thousands of American soldiers dead or...
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Money For Main Street!
When Foreign Affairs, the mouthpiece of the policy-setting Council on Foreign Relations, runs an article recommending that the Federal Reserve do a money drop directly on the 99%, you know the...
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40th Anniversary Bash
This is what a HUSTLER party looks like. And yes, we are lucky...
