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Dick Picks
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Dick Picks

In the age of social media and online dating, the rules aren’t the same. Dating apps have bred a culture of constant hookups. If you’re a smooth dude, you can use Tinder to have a new woman every night,...
Stripping For Two
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Stripping For Two

About a year back ThatOregonLife.com “reported” that a new club called Baby Bumpers was opening in the Springfield, Oregon, area. The club’s gimmick was to have women who were at least six months’...
Tough Love: Dommes & Subs
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Tough Love: Dommes & Subs

NATALIE IS OUT ON THE TOWN, NEW YORK TO BE SPECIFIC. SHE STRIDES DOWN THE SIDEWALK, A SHOCK OF PINK HAIR FALLING ACROSS HER ALABASTER FOREHEAD. SHE IS DEVASTATINGLY BEAUTIFUL, INKED AND PIERCED, BUT...
Chas Ray Krider: SEX NOIR
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Chas Ray Krider: SEX NOIR

Revel in his photos. Every image tells a story. The viewer hides in the shadows, privy to all that goes on behind closed doors. Legendary fetish photographer and sensual surrealist Chas Ray Krider...
Politics

Checks & Balances

Like it or not, the hugely irritating figure of Donald Trump—yes, The Donald, that designed-to-disturb bully-boy creation of reality media gone wild—has been elected to be the most powerful individual in...
Politics

The Big Fix

“This whole election is being rigged,” Republican candidate Donald Trump warned supporters before Election Day. “The whole thing is one big fix.” Even after being declared the winner, despite...
Princess Killjoy
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Princess Killjoy

American’s sense of “victory” gets cheaper every day. Take former Gary Hart lap warmer Donna Rice Hughes. The president and CEO of Enough Is Enough (EIE), a nonprofit organization dedicated to making...
Grim Business
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Grim Business

Yee-haw! If you’re in the funeral business, keep your eyes peeled on a lawsuit under review in the Lone Star State. Last year Texas health officials adopted a draconian statute requiring that “fetal...
Strip Club Rules
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Strip Club Rules

According to Page Six, senior Trump campaign staff advisers Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado invited media from several networks to hang out at the Sapphire Las Vegas strip club the night before the final...
Trickle-Down Politics
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Trickle-Down Politics

According to an intelligence report released by BuzzFeed, the Russian government “has been cultivating, supporting and assisting Trump for at least five years,” and Trump and “his inner circle...
Planet Porn
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Planet Porn

University students in search of a thesis, rejoice! For the third year Pornhub has gazed deeply into its navel and released analytics that shed XXX light on 2016. To wit: • Collectively, just on Pornhub,...
420 Selfies
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420 Selfies

Tweet us your own silly, slutty 420 selfie, and you just might see your pic on these pages. Show off your big bong. Smoke a blunt bare-naked. Follow us on Twitter @HUSTLERMag, share your best stoner photo, and...
Meg Champion
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Meg Champion

When I was 11 years old, I was crushing on Tiger Beat heartthrobs, inventing voodoo spells and daydreaming about which Spice Girl I most identified with. If I had met cannabis farmer Meg Champion when we were...
Big Pharma: America’s Drug Cartel
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Big Pharma: America’s Drug Cartel

A single class of narcotics is responsible for more than 16,000 overdose deaths and 475,000 emergency room visits annually in America. The Centers for Disease Control and...
Ass & Grass
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Ass & Grass

Porn and pot have been pals for decades. Now they’re going into business together. HUSTLER reveals the similarities between the two industries and introduces us to the major marijuana players in porn. Ass...
Politics

Trump’s Big Con

And the winner is…Goldman Sachs! Fueled by outrage over the bankster-wrought economic misery exploited by Donald Trump’s faux populism, the 2016 Presidential election was nuttier than vaudeville. But...
Politics

Breaking News

During the early years of the George W. Bush Administration, following the vast corporate press failure that helped lead our country into war, I spoke at an independent media conference in Northern California....
How Far They’ll Go
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How Far They’ll Go

Disney will literally sue anyone over copyright and trademark infringement. Hell, they even filed a complaint in California federal court against some dude in Michigan for selling “unlicensed and counterfeit...
Brace Yourself
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Brace Yourself

Braces hold a certain cringe factor when it comes to blowjobs, but where some imagine metal scraping skin, others see an opportunity for sexual pleasure. Kuang-Yi, a multidisciplinary researcher, earned his...
Lame Duck Fucks
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Lame Duck Fucks

What the fuck, Ohio? While the rest of the country was sniggering at the need for your state to pass an anti-bestiality bill (it’s not exactly an epidemic), State GOP lawmakers came in under the wire to pad...
Perversion Conversion
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Perversion Conversion

If you have enough money, you can get seated at any table. Take, for instance, Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of the Department of Education, Betsy “My Teeth Are Whiter Than Yours” DeVos....