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The Real Fake News: Miller Denies Santa Work Visa
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The Real Fake News: Miller Denies Santa Work Visa

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senior immigration policy adviser to President Trump, Stephen Miller, announced last week that Kris Kringle will not be given his usual...
Sasquatch Porn
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Sasquatch Porn

­Has Bigfoot erotica finally cracked the mainstream? This very specific literary genre was at the center of a political firestorm in July as Leslie Cockburn, a Democratic candidate for Virginia’s 5th...
68 Is the New 69
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68 Is the New 69

Mutual oral pleasure is great and all, but is 69ing really the be-all and end-all of sexual positions? Sometimes it’s almost too much, you know? Too hard to focus, too many distractions. So maybe try the 68...
Houston, We Have a Fuck Doll
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Houston, We Have a Fuck Doll

Pranks, shenanigans, monkeyshines—they are the lifeblood of local news and the bane of cops everywhere. So it was a mixed blessing for media and law enforcement this summer when two...
Recycling Is Bad
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Recycling Is Bad

You would assume that some things are so basic, so intuitive, so intrinsically linked to our very survival, they need not be explained: Don’t fight a bear, avoid drinking bleach, and never reuse a condom. Of...
Justice Kennedy’s Parting Gifts
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Justice Kennedy’s Parting Gifts

If I knew you were leaving, I’d have baked a cake, then refused to sell it to you. One might argue that the Republicans’ stolen majority on the U.S. Supreme Court hit rock...
America’s Greatness
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America’s Greatness

There is a real danger in thinking that our country is always virtuous when its behavior obviously isn’t. Sometimes you read a passage that stops you in your tracks, and the world never looks quite the same...
Space Dick?
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Space Dick?

There are some pretty big dicks in Australia—or rather, from Australia, cough, Mel Gibson, cough—but only one you can see from space. And it’s resting comfortably between Hugh Jackman’s legs, dressed...
The Real Fake News: Dems Resist Trump With Biting Interpretive Dance
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The Real Fake News: Dems Resist Trump With Biting Interpretive Dance

WASHINGTON, D.C.—It’s a Sunday evening, and the typically calm Capitol is a cacophony of music,...
The Devirginizer
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The Devirginizer

­Face it, sex isn’t a cakewalk for everyone. Disabilities, anxieties—everyone comes to bed with their own baggage, and the pressure can be debilitating. But why go it alone when professional help is...
Jizz Facials
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Jizz Facials

If you’re a fan of giving or receiving messy, sticky cum facials, then you’re gonna love what these two bloggers have to say about the health benefits of hot loads. Angela Nwosu, from Nigeria, shares sex...
Gangbangs for All!
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Gangbangs for All!

Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of women? Well, researchers at the University of Montreal apparently. Their study revealed a not-so-vanilla fantasy shared by many of the fairer sex. Published in the...
Twisted Tricks: Ten Odious Ideas for 10/31
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Twisted Tricks: Ten Odious Ideas for 10/31

Halloween’s history is older than that godforsaken, stale candy corn people still insist on handing out every year. To be fair, there are really two...
Scared Stiff: Truly Terrifying Tales
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Scared Stiff: Truly Terrifying Tales

Gather close, and prepare to be scared out of your skin! It’s a true celebration of terror as you’re guided through the world’s most notorious, sensational, horrifying...
Time for Dems to “Fight Dirty”
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Time for Dems to “Fight Dirty”

The Republican Party is a machine that runs on big ideas. They are terrible, dangerous, racist, heartless and usually self-destructive ideas, but they are big ones. It’s time for...
Your Right to Privacy
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Your Right to Privacy

Your cell phone is a temple of liberty. As absurd as that may sound, it is a truth of the Digital Age. Even the ultraconservative U.S. Supreme Court has acknowledged that the government’s access to...
Stop Right Fucking Now
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Stop Right Fucking Now

What does your safe word say about you? A lot, apparently. A new survey (published by Bustle) from adult toy retailer Lovehoney asked 1,280 people about their go-to safe word. The results are in, and...
Condoms Are a Crime?
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Condoms Are a Crime?

In the spirit of SESTA/FOSTA and the Trumped up pretext of fighting human trafficking, one Pennsylvania county has discarded sanity and criminalized condoms. I shit you not. That’s right, condoms are now...
The Real Fake News: Devos Blames School Shootings on Schools
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The Real Fake News: Devos Blames School Shootings on Schools

LYNCHBURG, VA—During a speech at Liberty University, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos ceased speaking in tongues long enough to identify three...
Warm Weenie Water: $38
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Warm Weenie Water: $38

­People will buy anything. It’s like we’re allergic to money and can’t empty our wallets of it quickly enough. Shameless corporations exploit this, while postmodern artists use it to craft...
Extremely Normal?
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Extremely Normal?

Triple anal, blowbangs and piss-boarding—is extreme porn the new normal? Five top performers weigh in on the undeniable popularity of this genre. Charlotte Sartre is smiling. The kind of smile synonymous...