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HUSTLER Classic: Jackie, Oh!
Former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis is laid bare in America’s Magazine. Believe it or not, prior to the Trump Administration, it was extremely rare for the public to have access...
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Clown Kink: A Fetish That’s Nothing to Laugh At
If makeup-caked circus jokers put a tent in your pants, Slutty Spice is your new dream girl. Everybody loves a clown. Well, not everybody. In fact, a lot...
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Lust in Lockup: HUSTLER Honeys Stir Up Passion
Thanks to a certain unsavory segment of American society, “Lock her up!” has become a common chant in recent years. And while there’s nothing sexy about...
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HUSTLER Classic: A Revolutionary Spread
America’s Magazine re-creates an especially important Christmas in American history. With the holiday season upon us, many of us are gearing up for a travel schedule that’s...
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’Tis the Season (to Support Sex Workers)
Looking for a worthy cause to contribute to this holiday season? We have some suggestions for helping out marginalized pleasure providers during this time of giving. ...
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HUSTLER Classic: Don’t Blow It
America’s Magazine delivers a powerful message about the perils of drug use. The 1980s had their share of anti-drug campaigns. There was the Partnership for a Drug-Free America’s...
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HUSTLER Classic: A Close Shave
With the holiday season upon us, chances are you’re going to find yourself going to a dinner party or two over the coming months. The odds of attending a dinner party that ends like...
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Support Your Local Strip Club
A Step-by-Step Guide to the Time of Your Life I n the wee hours of many tequila-scented mornings, through the soft haze of vape smoke and that infamous neon glow, I have grinded on my fair...
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Missy Martinez’s Thanksgiving Guide to Food Sex
Stuffing isn’t just for turkeys; follow these tips and the next time you say, “Fucking leftovers again,” it will be with joy instead of disappointment....
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Thanks for the Laughs: A HUSTLER Cartoon Thanksgiving
Sure, Thanksgiving is known as a day for filling our guts—but why not bust one, too? Take a break from shoving things into your mouth and let a few laughs...
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HUSTLER Classic: Bald Is Beautiful
Attitudes regarding women’s hair—or lack thereof—have changed considerably over the decades. These days, famous beauties like Amber Rose, Natalie Portman and Lupita...
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HUSTLER Classic: The Texas Tunnel’s Grand Opening
In the January ’90 issue of America’s Magazine, a Beaver Hunt icon is born. Well, people do say that everything’s bigger in Texas. Beaver Hunt is...
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The JFK Files
HUSTLER’S RESIDENT JFK EXPERT REVISITS THE PRESIDENT’S ASSASSINATION FOLLOWING THE RELEASE OF OVER 19,000 FILES THIS YEAR AND DISPELS THE “LONE NUT” THEORY ONCE AND FOR ALL. For almost six decades now,...
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HUSTLER Classic: Take Me to Your Breeder
HUSTLER Magazine has never been afraid to “go there”—even when “there” is the far-flung depths of outer space. Numerous pictorials in America’s Magazine have...
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Sex Workers Tell All
Reddit: Birthplace of memes and home of the greatest off-the-record confessions on the internet. Last time we dipped into the well, it was celeb sex encounters; this time we’re after the funniest and...
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Everything Butt
Fan conventions are everywhere these days. From Japanese anime to The Big Lebowski, just about every niche interest imaginable offers some sort of forum for likeminded people to get together and geek out with...
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Jeffrey Epstein’s Predictable Demise
The only “conspiracy” involves public officials who don’t give a damn about our country’s inmate suicide epidemic. After convicted pedophile and accused sex trafficker...
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The Best Medicine
Guess what? Heart attacks are no fun. But almost dying is no reason to stop living, especially if the path to better health is paved with sweet sex. We recently discovered some surprising advice for...
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Guest Service
Some ideas make so much sense that you wonder how no one thought of it sooner. Like KFC’s paradigm-smashing Double Down sandwich, certain pairings are nothing short of perfection— sodium coma...
