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A Christmas Gangbang
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A Christmas Gangbang

Did Santa come and go once again this year without bringing you that hot group-sex experience you asked for? Don’t worry; we have you covered. ’Twas a gangbang on Christmas, but ladies come first, ’cause...
Lingerie Lovedolls
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Lingerie Lovedolls

What’s better than a hot chick stripped down to her lacy intimates? A hot chick ditching her dainty duds to get down to some serious action, of course! Strap in and enjoy the ride as Riley Reid and more...
Hot Streams: Porn Stars Reveal Their Binge-Worthy Obsessions
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Hot Streams: Porn Stars Reveal Their Binge-Worthy Obsessions

Riley Nicks discusses her Lynch-happy playlist, and Cherie DeVille tells the whole Bluth about her Arrested Development fixation. RILEY NICKS In...
Kinky Kittens: HUSTLER Honeys Whip Up a Fetish Frenzy
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Kinky Kittens: HUSTLER Honeys Whip Up a Fetish Frenzy

Modern life can be punishing. Increasingly merciless job demands. Hellish commutes. Bitter partisanship that turns Americans against each other. Why not take a...
HUSTLER Classic: The Smoking Gun
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HUSTLER Classic: The Smoking Gun

Well, there was nothing over-complimentary about this particular puff piece. Censors and hypocrites aren’t the only targets that HUSTLER has taken aim at virtually since its...
Steel Panther: Metal’s Gods of Pussy Are Coming Hard for You
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Steel Panther: Metal’s Gods of Pussy Are Coming Hard for You

In this time of the Me Too movement, over-sensitivity and excessive political correctness, Steel Panther still rock out with their cocks out. As they...
HUSTLER Classic: Snaky, Snaky
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HUSTLER Classic: Snaky, Snaky

Talk about an animal attraction.  Normally preoccupied with the obsessive exploration of pussies, HUSTLER took a turn toward the herpetological in its April ’83 issue, via the...
Kendall Jenner’s HUSTLER Moment: A Deeper Look
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Kendall Jenner’s HUSTLER Moment: A Deeper Look

Kendall Jenner, a HUSTLER reader?  That might be overstating things a bit, but it does seem that the model and Keeping Up With the Kardashians personality...
T4MH7E London, UK - April 15, 2019: Extinction Rebellion campaigners barricade at Oxford Circus, The campaigners blocked Oxford Circus, Marble Arch, Piccadil
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The End of the World as We Know it

Do You Feel Fine? What would you do if a doctor told you that you were almost certain to die from cancer unless it was treated immediately? Some might, reasonably, seek a second...
Isn’t it Romantic?
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Isn’t it Romantic?

Love is pure. Love is blind. Love is forever. But let’s be real, because love isn’t going to protect your assets when a marriage turns to shit. A prenuptial agreement, while short on romance, has its place...
BNTMHX Homeless Family, Los Angeles, California, United States of America
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The Insanity of Homelessness

Politicians’ mishandling of mental illness is but one reason that so many Americans are living on our city streets. You don’t have to live in California to grasp that America’s cities...
Paging Dr. Butt
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Paging Dr. Butt

Doctors are people too. They have families, hobbies, fears, desires—and just like you, they use social media. So unless you want your humiliating X-ray retweeted to infinity, it’s probably best if you stop...
Hardcore Heroism
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Hardcore Heroism

Hats off to this month’s porn hero, the venerable Bang Bros. Their gifts to the world are many—Bang Bus is an institution— but none have been so appreciated as their purchase of Porn Wikileaks (PWL), a...
Cupcake Queens Capture Our Hearts
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Cupcake Queens Capture Our Hearts

Is there anything more uplifting, more emblematic of pure joy than a cupcake? But what if the cupcake were more than just a sweet treat—as in a symbol of compassion and support...
Meals 4 Heels
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Meals 4 Heels

Shift work is a bitch, especially if your hours are completely out of whack with the kind of conveniences us nine-to-fivers take for granted. Things like, oh, I don’t know, eating? It’s a challenge and...
Meet The New Girls
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Meet The New Girls

HUSTLER is proud to introduce our beautiful, sleek new online experience: That’s right—the new and improved HUSTLERMagazine.com is now live! Full access to the complete 45-plus years of HUSTLER Magazine,...
Amber Lynn: XXX Legend, Hardcore Advocate
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Amber Lynn: XXX Legend, Hardcore Advocate

A porn superstar discusses her work with the Adult Performers Actors Guild. You think Amber Lynn is passionate when she’s performing for the camera? Just get...
HUSTLER Classic: Stormy Daniels Joins the Circus
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HUSTLER Classic: Stormy Daniels Joins the Circus

Who among us, when the pressures of modern life seem too much to bear, hasn’t fantasized about running away and joining the circus?  Well, allow us to...
Road-Tripping With Stoya
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Road-Tripping With Stoya

Photographer Steve Prue and I have a professional relationship that has yielded many spreads for brand-name girlie mags, a number of photosets for nude websites and a plethora of behind-the- scenes...
Sabina Mazo: UFC’s Colombian Queen Kicks Royal Ass
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Sabina Mazo: UFC’s Colombian Queen Kicks Royal Ass

Coming off a dominant victory in UFC 241, this flyweight phenomenon is determined to keep it real: “Faking things isn’t an option for me.” Sabina Mazo...
The 12 Lays of XXXmas: A HUSTLER Holiday Gift Guide
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The 12 Lays of XXXmas: A HUSTLER Holiday Gift Guide

Still searching for that sexy something to get that special someone in this season of giving? We’re here to help you fulfill your ho-ho-horny holiday...