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Sex Work Matters
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Sex Work Matters

With 2020 fast approaching and impeachment still a long shot, the Democrats vying to take on Trump are piled higher than a zombie horde out of World War Z. But where are the candidates of substance, who...
Like Father, Like Son
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Like Father, Like Son

You all remember former Penn State assistant football coach, Jerry Sandusky, who was convicted of diddling young boys? Allow us to refresh your memory. Five years ago Coach Sandusky was outed for a...
Cumedy
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Cumedy

I am a comic and a porn star. My goal in life has been to combine these two careers into a Chimaera of semen and giggles, and hopefully I’m doing a semi-decent job. Listening to comedians, with their...
Will the Dems Pick Another Loser?
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Will the Dems Pick Another Loser?

Only a candidate with a truly progressive agenda can send President Trump packing in 2020. My prediction for the 2020 Presidential election is that the Democrats will lose if they...
Our Criminal President
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Our Criminal President

Donald Trump is a serial federal felon, and Russia has nothing to do with it. Give credit where it’s due: Donald Trump is the Greatest Con Man of All Time. Period. How else could one personally...
Deleted But Not Defeated
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Deleted But Not Defeated

Not all users are equal in the eyes of social media, and no one knows this better than the oft-fucked-over sex workers whose accounts are arbitrarily deleted or suspended simply by virtue of what...
Big Bucks In Smut
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Big Bucks In Smut

Here’s a free life lesson for you: Don’t ever, ever store anything at your parents’ house. Because like any aging mother or father, they will inevitably go through a massive, Marie Kondo-like...
The Real Fake News: Dems Introduce “Meh, What Can You Do?” Act
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The Real Fake News: Dems Introduce “Meh, What Can You Do?” Act

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As calls for impeachment grow around the country, and within the House Democratic caucus,...
Hot Button
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Hot Button

Hot Button While some state governments are busy dismantling female reproductive rights and enabling rapists to sue their victims for child custody, other less-heinous elected officials are doing their part to...
Cho Headlines Minority Reportz
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Cho Headlines Minority Reportz

“I wanted to fuck Bristol Palin,” confessed Margaret Cho during April’s Ethnic AF Comedy Show at the Matrix Theatre in West Hollywood. She encountered the famous teen mom on...
Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson: The Anti Slut-Shaming Sluts of Guys We Fucked
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Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson: The Anti Slut-Shaming Sluts of Guys We Fucked

If Howard is King, Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson must be the Queens of All Media: Their stand-up...
Ginger Lynn: X-Rated Superstar
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Ginger Lynn: X-Rated Superstar

CLASSIC HUSTLER INTERVIEW BY DOUG OLIVER OCTOBER 1985 Even if you’d spent the past 18 months in a coma on life-support systems or in a cave in Outer Mongolia—or both—you’d probably...
America’s Deaf & Dumb Party
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America’s Deaf & Dumb Party

Mark April 2019 as the month that President Donald Trump, for the first time, could rest assured that he would be reelected. Three events signaled the parting of the storm clouds that have...
How to Be a Porn Stud: Tips From Professional Dicks
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How to Be a Porn Stud: Tips From Professional Dicks

Of course the thought has crossed your mind: You’re watching porn, enjoying the orgy or DP onscreen, and suddenly you start thinking, Hey, what a great...
Alex Gamsu Jenkins: Brute Style
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Alex Gamsu Jenkins: Brute Style

The satirical surrealism of British artist Alex Gamsu Jenkins has appeared in Vice, Juxtapoz, HUSTLER and The New York Times. Join us in studio for a trip inside...
Don’t Blame Russia!
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Don’t Blame Russia!

Any halfway honest person has to admit that if 19 government lawyers—working with FBI agents, intelligence analysts and forensic accountants for two years—can’t find evidence of a crime, then there...
Time for Wall Street to Pay Up
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Time for Wall Street to Pay Up

Democrats have a plan that could eliminate several of America’s biggest problems at once. So, naturally, Republicans oppose it. For decades they’ve claimed that the federal...
Brooklyn Is for Lovers
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Brooklyn Is for Lovers

There’s something kind of magical happening in Brooklyn right now—well, Bushwick to be specific, a neighborhood located in the north end of this beloved NYC borough. There a community is emerging...
The Real Fake News: Nation Shocked to Learn Wealthy Buy Advantages
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The Real Fake News: Nation Shocked to Learn Wealthy Buy Advantages

SANTA MONICA, CA—In the wake of the college admissions scandal, in which 50 people were charged on multiple...
Lisa Simpson for President
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Lisa Simpson for President

Now that a reality-TV star has proven that anyone can be elected President in America, The Donald is facing a formidable foe. A Fort Lauderdale-born woman has adopted the identity...
Happy, Healthy…Kinky
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Happy, Healthy…Kinky

Admit it, you’re curious about kink. Maybe you saw Fifty Shades of Grey, or someone bought you Shibari rope as a wedding gift that now sits in a drawer, sad and unused. Well, dust that shit off and get...