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The U.S. Is Going to Pot
…And there’s nothing Donald Trump or Jeff Sessions can do about it. A recent national poll funded by Smart Approaches to Marijuana, a leading antilegalization group, found that just 16% of...
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Privacy Is Dead
The internet has made life easier for shoppers, friend seekers and government snoops. Love him or hate him, only a fool could deny the weighty presence of Donald Trump and his capacity to turn our world upside...
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Pot Parties
The tectonic shift toward legal marijuana is bringing people together, with some dispensaries offering more than choice bud to their less inhibited customers. Let’s put it this way: Weed makes everything...
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Women on the March
There’s no denying the momentum of change as women worldwide marched again this January. As much a collective “Fuck you!” to Trump’s blithe misogyny as a declaration of war against the status quo, this...
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Baby-Birding
Redditor iPiPrince first suspected something was amiss when he tried the scrambled eggs. They looked okay, but for some reason tasted too… mushy. And then there was the smell—it seemed off. His girlfriend...
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The Real Fake News: Zuckerberg Faces Facts
PALO ALTO, CA—Amid a chorus of growing concern surrounding the spread of fake news stories on Facebook during the 2016 Presidential election, and the...
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Brooke Candy
“SO KEEP ON PUSHING YOUR POSITION, AND MAKE ’EM SWALLOW UP YOUR VISION, ANOTHER ORGANIZED RELIGION, DUMB DE DUMB DUMB THEY ALL FALL DOWN.” —“WAR” “SO TAKE YOUR CAPITALIST INTEREST AND MAKE...
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Did Trump Really Win?
Donald Trump lost the nationwide count by nearly 3 million popular votes in the 2016 Presidential election. Nobody disputes that part of the puzzle…except for Trump. With no evidence, he has...
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Strangelovian Madmen
Which leader poses a graver threat to humanity, North Korea’s or our very own Donald Trump? On January 2, President Donald Trump tweeted, “North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the ‘Nuclear...
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The Real Fake News Bannon: Insane in the Membrane
SILICON VALLEY, CA—A more-disheveled-than-usual Steve Bannon, former top aide to President Trump, was seen yesterday pacing furiously by a Taco Bell...
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Anal Is on the Menu
What a magical time to be into butt stuff! If you’re a guy who loves anal sex, then you’ll be heartened to know that more women than ever are taking it up the ass on a regular basis. A new survey by...
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Waterbeds Turn 50
That’s right, swingers—the waterbed has been around for five whole decades, and according to its inventor, Charlie Hall, the time is nigh for a comeback. “My theory is, there’s a whole generation that...
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Turning Tricks
Trends in film may come and go, but hookers are forever. Some miss the mark (Heather Graham, The Hangover), while others are pure exploitation (Angel, 1984), but recent offerings have injected new life and...
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On Bended Knees
Wedding photos: Is there anything worse? The forced romance, the manufactured moments…pass the gun. If only this worn-out medium had something less tired and predictable to offer, something to offset the...
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Stage Fright: Notes From a Fan Blowbang
MASKED MEN LOUNGE AROUND THE LOBBY OF THE EROTIC HERITAGE MUSEUM IN LAS VEGAS. TWO LUCHADORES STAND LIKE BODYGUARDS ON EITHER SIDE OF A MANNEQUIN MADE TO RESEMBLE DONALD TRUMP. A...
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Don’t Just March. Run!
Since the ascension of a batty, obnoxious and brain-addled Fox “News” watcher to the Presidency of the United States, Americans have hit the streets to protest his dangerous, corrupt policies in...
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Sabotaging Middle East Peace
Perhaps Donald Trump will be driven from office because of the much-ballyhooed claims by the Democrats that he and his cohorts colluded with Russians in stealing the 2016 election. So far...
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Let Porn Be My Armor
Resolving neighborly tensions is no fun. Some people choose mediation, while others leave passive-aggressive letters in the mailbox. Then there’s Donald Gene Gaither of Oklahoma, whose epic rampage makes...
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Pan Pan, the Banging Panda
Unless you’ve been living under a rock in a cave on Mars, you’d know that March 16 is National Panda Day. And as you celebrate the majesty of nature’s bamboo-loving clowns, take a...
