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Beware the Ratfuckers
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Beware the Ratfuckers

As the presidential race hit the starting gate, were GOP dirty-tricksters behind the caucus-night meltdown in Iowa? The initial nominating contest of the critical 2020 Presidential...
The Women of MMA: Kicking Ass and Taking Names
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The Women of MMA: Kicking Ass and Taking Names

The clock reads 5 a.m., and the sun is not yet up in Orange County, California. A few years ago UFC fighter Ashlee Evans-Smith would still have been tucked in...
HUSTLER Classic: Sun Strokes
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HUSTLER Classic: Sun Strokes

This year, spring arrived just in time for many of us to be ordered indoors in an effort to reduce the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic. With summer fast approaching, a good number of us are...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 10: A Topic of Much Impotence
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 10: A Topic of Much Impotence

Can’t get it up? Don’t let it keep you down; our XXX-perts are here to help put you back on the road to Bonerville. We love sex. You love sex....
HUSTLER Classic: Severe Cravings
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HUSTLER Classic: Severe Cravings

Strictly speaking, this was one hot photo-spread.  The October ’88 issue of HUSTLER tackled a number of tough topics. There was a story addressing how the AIDS epidemic...
Listen Up, Jerkoff! The Joy of JOI
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Listen Up, Jerkoff! The Joy of JOI

Of the many XXX-related activities that one’s mouth could be used for, talking would seem to be pretty low on the list. But not anymore. Video clips featuring  JOI, or Jerk...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Riley Reid
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Riley Reid

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we’ll be highlighting Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice (and sometimes even more than twice—we know a good thing when we see it). We...
HUSTLER Classic: Taking a Sexy Stand
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HUSTLER Classic: Taking a Sexy Stand

Usually, a woman with a lot of issues is something to avoid, but not this time.  In this edition of HUSTLER Classic we travel all the way back to the September ’79 issue of...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 9: Sexting Etiquette
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 9: Sexting Etiquette

We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  We’ve been on the go at HUSTLERMagazine.com long enough to remember when folks still got off on...
Eyes Wide Open: A Deep, Hard Look at Voyeurism
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Eyes Wide Open: A Deep, Hard Look at Voyeurism

Imagine two beautiful women, lying on a bed and licking each others’ pussies. You’re a fly on the wall, observing them moaning and having a good time. One...
HUSTLER Classic: Nice Box, Babe
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HUSTLER Classic: Nice Box, Babe

You know, we suspect this photo-set wouldn’t have quite the same impact had the model been getting down to her tunes via a streaming service on her phone. Sometimes...
Sex in Lockdown: Stripping for Harry
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Sex in Lockdown: Stripping for Harry

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global...
A HUSTLER Mother’s Day MILF Parade
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A HUSTLER Mother’s Day MILF Parade

M is for the mammaries so lovely / O is for the orgasms—we moaned… It’s Mother’s Day, and what better way to celebrate—after getting your mom some flowers...
MILF Mania
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MILF Mania

If you frequently visit XXX sites (come on, be honest—we all do), then you have no doubt come across the acronym MILF. It stands for “Mother I’d like to fuck.” Now, it’s not always literal. Most...
HUSTLER Classic: High-Class Ass
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HUSTLER Classic: High-Class Ass

Meet Muffy, the perfect, boner-inducing embodiment of the era of preppies and yuppies. Ah, the ’80s—the era of preppies and yuppies, when flashy fashion, conspicuous...
XXX Star Rebel Lynn on How Porn Saved Her Life
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XXX Star Rebel Lynn on How Porn Saved Her Life

Rebel Lynn’s childhood was no Norman Rockwell portrait of familial bliss. Far from it. During a recent interview with HUSTLERMagazine.com, XXX actress...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 8: Take It to the Rim
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 8: Take It to the Rim

Our XXX-perts get their tongues wagging for a cheeky guide to eating ass.  We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  We’ve seen a lot...
HUSTLER Classic: Serious Four-Play
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HUSTLER Classic: Serious Four-Play

Well, this photo-shoot definitely hails from before this modern age of social distancing.  The June ‘03 HUSTLER was particularly packed with pussy, thanks to the pictorial...
Sex in Lockdown: A Spanking-Good Time
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Sex in Lockdown: A Spanking-Good Time

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global...
HUSTLER Biker Babes
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HUSTLER Biker Babes

Get ready to spend some time with the hottest things on two wheels. Hold on tight, it’s going to be a wild ride! Tanya: Seeing Stars (Anniversary ’17 HUSTLER) Shae Snow: One Wild Ride (July...
HUSTLER Classic: Double Bubble Trouble
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HUSTLER Classic: Double Bubble Trouble

Come on in, the water’s fine. And so are the two ladies frolicking in it. With the coronavirus pandemic continuing to wreak havoc worldwide, we would like to remind you that...