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Koji Igarashi’s Bloodstained Return
The King of Castlevania is back with a thrilling and challenging follow-up to his iconic video game series. There are few names in the video game industry with quite the level of...
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 5: All Hands on Dick
Our XXX-perts help you get a grip on the perfect handjob technique. We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement. Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com,...
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Hustling in the Age of COVID-19
Like most businesses, the adult industry is taking a big financial hit during the coronavirus pandemic. But porn performers are finding a silver lining in the camming world,...
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HUSTLER Classic: Getting Fruity
As the old saying goes, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you melons, um, make melonade. And when life gives you melons like these…well,...
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Sex in Lockdown: Pegging for Mercy
With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global...
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HUSTLER Classic: Bunny Business
Typically, HUSTLER is in the business of putting Honeys on its covers, leaving the bunnies to that other men’s magazine. But the April ‘78 issue of America’s Magazine was a...
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COVID-19: A Sexual Survival Guide
Self-isolation. Social distancing. The looming threat of societal and economic ruin. These are not exactly libido-swelling times we’re living in. But we’re here to help with...
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Artie Lange: Whistling Past the Graveyard
Artie Lange spent the better part of nine years as Howard Stern’s side kick and today is a regular on Judd Apatow’s HBO show Crashing. His newest...
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 4: Hit ’em With Your Best (Cum)Shot
Our panel of XXX-perts puts you on the path to becoming a load warrior. HUSTLERMagazine.com is no stranger to the occasional cumshot. What looks...
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HUSTLER Classic: Just Beachy
It’s springtime, and normally many Californians would be heading to the beach to play in the sun, sand and surf. Instead, most people are cooped up in their homes while they wait out the...
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(Sensitive) Studs For Hire
You don’t hear as much lore and chatter about male escorts because, let’s face it, most women don’t have to try as hard to get laid. That’s not to say that there is anything wrong...
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When Goat-Napping Goes Wrong
First things first, be assured that this story ends up okay…unless you count one man’s crippling meth addiction. And his even more crippling bad judgment. Or the tattered remains of his...
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Practice What You Preach
Okay, it’s no bombshell reveal that the South, with all its finger-wagging and moral hooha, is just as horny as the rest of us, but it’s always worth revisiting this factoid with due regularity,...
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First Contact
Secret shame no more! If ever you’ve fantasized about the sweet caress of a Martian digit as it prepares your anal probe, you’re not alone. Like, the opposite of alone…you’re in very...
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Boobs Save Koala Bears!
One billion animals dead. Over 12 million acres of land up in flames. The Australia wildfires, still burning at press time, have caused untold destruction and suffering. So when the government was...
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Assassin Nation
Trump pulls the trigger on war crimes after a decades-long ban on U.S.-sanctioned assassinations of foreign leaders. For the past three years the Trump Administration has rolled back or plowed over decades of...
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Global Inequality Worsens
A human rights organization says the world’s billionaires should pony up to alleviate the vast wealth gap. A million bucks or a billion, what’s the difference? World domination! Most of us...
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You Had Me at Cream Pie
It’s not easy being a McDonald’s franchise owner. Between slumping sales and the imminent transition to a plant-based menu, the brand is struggling to remain relevant in an age where the...
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Mammary Monday: Busty Blond Babes
No doubt about it, times are tough. And Mondays remain the most grueling day of the week. Allow us to take some of the weight off of your shoulders with a collection of...
