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My First Virtual Orgy
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My First Virtual Orgy

With pandemic rules putting in-the-flesh sex parties on pause, an enterprising pervert enters the brave new world of online group action.  The Disease Which Will Not Be Named is wreaking havoc...
Ask a Trans Woman: Casey Kisses
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Ask a Trans Woman: Casey Kisses

Enjoy trans porn, but have some questions? Don’t worry; you’re not alone, and we’re here to help quench your burning curiosity.  The trans community is here and...
HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Bikini Babe Blowout
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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Bikini Babe Blowout

Summer’s almost here, and you know what that means—hot chicks showing off their bodies in skimpy bikinis. To get you pumped for the onslaught of sun-kissed...
HUSTLER Classic: Ass Transit
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HUSTLER Classic: Ass Transit

America has been notoriously hesitant to fully embrace mass transit, and that’s particularly true in car-crazy Los Angeles.  People would probably be a lot more willing to get on...
Coupling Up With Porn
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Coupling Up With Porn

A guide to successfully adding XXX to your relationship. Lockdown took many of us by surprise. A lot of couples are finding themselves separated, which can take a toll on any relationship—but so...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lana Rhoades
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lana Rhoades

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we highlight Honeys so nice, we featured them twice! (And sometimes more than twice; we know a good thing when we see one.)  In this...
HUSTLER Classic: French Bliss
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HUSTLER Classic: French Bliss

It’s June 6, the anniversary of D-Day—that fateful moment in World War II  when Allied forces invaded the Normandy region of France, an operation that would eventually spell the...
John C. McGinley: Crushing It
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John C. McGinley: Crushing It

John C. McGinley gets serious in six—count them, six—Oliver Stone films and numerous Broadway shows. But mostly McGinley is known for his wisecracking comic characters, the everyman...
Funny Fuckers: Porn Stars Who Are Also Comedians
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Funny Fuckers: Porn Stars Who Are Also Comedians

It’s no joke—Stormy Daniels, Kate Kennedy and other XXX performers are finding the humor in branching out into comedy. Two of the most common human fears...
Is Stupid Winning?
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Is Stupid Winning?

How is it that the rich keep getting richer, the middle class has all but disappeared and the poor are slipping through ever-widening cracks? Why has the War on Drugs created more addicts and the War on Terror...
‘Showgirls’ Laid Bare
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‘Showgirls’ Laid Bare

With his new documentary You Don’t Nomi, filmmaker Jeffrey McHale dissects the enduring appeal of a box office bomb turned cult classic.  For a brief period in the early 1990s, it looked as if...
HUSTLER Classic: Wait Up
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HUSTLER Classic: Wait Up

Like they say, good things come to those who wait.  Patience is in short supply these days, with most people crawling the walls thanks to an extended period of quarantine and widespread societal...
So You Wanna Be a Cam Star? Part Two
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So You Wanna Be a Cam Star? Part Two

If you read our first installment of So You Wanna Be a Cam Star?, you’ll have a fair understanding of the basics. In this edition, our XXX-perts will guide you through some of...
Hot Streams: Porn Stars Reveal Their Binge-Worthy Obsessions
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Hot Streams: Porn Stars Reveal Their Binge-Worthy Obsessions

Romi Rain and Bailey Rayne on Black Mirror bummers, The Handmaid’s Tale love and more. ROMI RAIN Streaming TV is a godsend for porn star...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Valentina Nappi
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Valentina Nappi

Buongiorno! Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we showcase Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice (and sometimes more than twice—we know a good thing when we see...
HUSTLER Classic: Mounting Desire
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HUSTLER Classic: Mounting Desire

Talk about being hot to trot.  For this edition of HUSTLER Classic we saddle up and gallop back to the October ’77 issue of America’s Magazine for the photo-shoot...
A Very Curious Sex Podcast
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A Very Curious Sex Podcast

Meet The Curious Girl Diaries host Layla, who turned a years-long dry spell into a quest to complete her sexual bucket list.  “Layla” is the pseudonym of an anonymous West Coast...
The Damn Devillez: Scary-Hot!
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The Damn Devillez: Scary-Hot!

For the past four years, Harley Harpurr’s burlesque troupe has been mixing sex appeal and horror-film imagery. Prepare to get scared stiff in more ways than one! Of the many...
HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening!
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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening!

Sometimes, getting behind is a very good thing. As we struggle to make it over the hump this week, let’s take a fond look back at some of the most...
Virginia Is for Lovers
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Virginia Is for Lovers

Every state has their embarrassing legal relics—you know, those antiquated laws that are still somehow on the books today, leaving police to wonder, Am I really supposed to arrest this guy for...
Kink-Friendly Digs
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Kink-Friendly Digs

The modern sharing economy is…complicated. On the one hand, I should be able to do whatever the hell I want with my car or home. On the other hand, the near complete absence of regulation makes it a legit...