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Training Day-A XXX Parody

PLEASURE DYNASTY. DIRECTOR: GENERAL STONE. STARRING: NYOMI BANXXX, CHANEL PRESTON, PHOENIX MARIE, YURIZAN BELTRAN, TARA LYNN FOXX, TOMMY GUNN, TOM BYRON, BILL BAILEY, SCOTT LYONS, CHRIS JOHNSON, CHAD ALVA & ALEX GONZ.Question: Did Ethan Hawke win the Oscar for Training Day? No, Denzel Washington did! Same deal here. Chanel Preston as the rookie kicks things...

Anal Delights #2

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: JULES JORDAN. STARRING: LELA STAR, LONDON KEYES, KRISTINA ROSE, LISA ANN, NACHO VIDAL, JOHNNY SINS & JULES JORDAN.The first volume of this ass feast was pretty fucking tasty, so we popped this one into the player as soon as it hit the fresh-stroke pile. Numero Dos is just as trashy and...

Truth, Dare or Bare

WICKED PICTURES.DIRECTOR: EDWIN LEE.STARRING: MARIE MCCRAY, JESSIE ANDREWS, KATIE ST. IVES, MADDY O’REILLY, STEVIE SHAE, BARRETT BLADE, KRIS SLATER, MICHAEL VEGAS & SETH GAMBLE.As you might guess, the “bare” part of the game gets the most play in this flick. It’s about a bunch of college kids who dare each other to pull off pranks,...

Family Guy: The XXX Parody

LFP VIDEO/FULL SPREAD ENTERTAINMENT. DIRECTOR: LEE ROY MYERS. STARRING: AURORA SNOW, SARAH SHEVON, MISTY STONE, JENNIFER WHITE, JAMES DEEN, TYLER KNIGHT, DICK DELAWARE & ANTHONY ROSANO.We would fight a giant chicken to know whether Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane is rolling on the floor as he watches this or quietly loading a gun. No, this...

My First Lesbian Experience, Vol. 1

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: STUART CANTERBURY. STARRING: SUNNY LEONE, VERONICA RICCI, JESSIE ROGERS, BRETT ROSSI, DESTINY DIXON, ADRIANA SEPHORA, SPENCER SCOTT & VANESSA VERACRUZ.From time to time, it does a soul good to visit a world without dicks, where sex-starved, gay-for-pay ladies have no choice but to prey on the young shy ones. Strangely, this world...

Neighborhood Slut Watch

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: VAN STYLES. STARRING: JESSIE ANDREWS, PRESLEY HART, LEXI BLOOM, VALERIE KAY, CASEY CUMZ, MISCHA BROOKS, JAMES DEEN, CHRIS STROKES & VOODOO.This is the good kind of Neighborhood Watch, where nobody gets triggerhappy and there’s no media circus afterwards. Everybody just gets to know their neighbors a whole lot better! AVN Best...

Showgirlz

WEST COAST PRODUCTIONS. DIRECTOR: TB. STARRING: LAVISH STYLES, TATIYANA FOXX, KYM KARTER, TILA FLAME, LEILANI LEEANNE, MR. MARCUS, JON Q, NAT TURNHER & PRINCE YAHSHUA.If you were hoping for a black-porn remake of trash-movie classic Showgirls, like we were, get over it. This Showgirlz is the usual string of vignettes with a bunch of tacky,...

Fuck the Babysitter

BLUEBIRD FILMS. DIRECTOR: MARC TWAIN. STARRING: LEXI DIAMOND, JAMEY JANES, PROXY PAIGE, KENNA KANE, LILY LABEAU, JACK LAWRENCE, SETH GAMBLE, DANNY MOUNTAIN, BILLY GLIDE & MR. PETE.As if being a hardworking dad ain’t tough enough, you have to deal with the new babysitter shoving her cute little tits in your face. All you want to...

Blow

WICKED PICTURES. DIRECTOR: STORMY DANIELS. STARRING: STORMY DANIELS, DEVON LEE, CHARLEY CHASE, SARAH VANDELLA, CARMEN VALENTINA, DIAMOND KITTY, JACK VEGAS, MARCUS LONDON, BRENDON MILLER & TOMMY GUNN.This is porn, so this must be a thriller about thugs killing each other over blowjobs. Clever, right? No, it’s just drugs as usual. But don’t despair, there’s plenty...

This Ain’t the Smurfs XXX

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN. STARRING: LEXI BELLE, CHARLEY CHASE, NICOLE ANISTON, JEREMY CONWAY, JAY CREW, BARRY SCOTT & EVAN STONE.Now this is creepy. It might look like it, but, no, this isn’t porn for children. It’s for you perverts who grew up on the Smurfs, that weird Belgian kiddie cocaine of the ’80s. After...

Fuckenstein

BURNING ANGEL ENTERTAINMENT/VOUYER MEDIA. DIRECTOR: JOANNA ANGEL. STARRING: JOANNA ANGEL, JAMES DEEN & RAMON NOMAR.Scared of black-and-white porn? Afraid shades of gray won’t get you as hard as fleshy pink? Well, hipster hottie Joanna Angel can help you with that. Her hilarious, pornified take on the classic Frankenstein flick is like a lost piece of...

An American Werewolf in London XXX

SMASH PICTURES. DIRECTOR: JIM POWERS. STARRING: SOPHIE DEE, LEXI WARD, RILEY JENSEN, JESSIE ANDREWS, BRETT ROSSI, VALERIE FOX, BEN ENGLISH, DANE CROSS, ANTHONY ROSANO & RICHIE.Time to get that wolf suit out of the closet and scare the locals. Director Jim Powers is a horror-flick fan with a twisted sense of humor, so who better...

Black Scary Movie

WEST COAST PRODUCTIONS. DIRECTOR: BISHOP. STARRING: MISTY STONE, SKIN DIAMOND, BELLA MORETTI, RIHANNA RIMES, JADE NACOLE, PRINCE YAHSHUA, TEE REEL, DEEP THREAT & CHILLY CHILL.This movie ain’t all that scary, but at least it’s not a fail in the black department. Basically, five of porn’s hottest caramel candies end up at a sleazy motel, fucking...

Tomb Raider XXX

EXQUISITE FILMS / PARADOX PICTURES. DIRECTOR: JORDAN SEPTO. STARRING: CHANEL PRESTON, KAGNEY LINN KARTER, LEA LEXIS, GRACIE GLAM, DANI DANIELS, NICOLE ANISTON, LEE STONE, ANTHONY ROSANO, DANNY MOUNTAIN, DERRICK PIERCE & EVAN STONE.Let’s face it, Lara Croft always did dress more like a porn star than a serious archaeologist. Were we supposed to play Tomb...

Michelle Bombshell Caught on Tape

RED LIGHT DISTRICT. STARRING: MICHELLE BOMBSHELL, EMILY PARKER & ANONYMOUS.Scandal siren Michelle Bombshell’s long-awaited sex tape (without Jesse James) has more tattoos in it than the frickin’ Pequod. Costar Emily Parker, who actually portrayed Bombshell in the HUSTLER’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse James parody, is an illustrated wonder in her own right. Ditto the anonymous...

This Ain’t Avatar XXX #2: Escape From Pandwhora

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN. STARRING: RACHEL ROXXX, MIA LELANI, ADRIANA SEPHORA, HELLY HELLFIRE, YURIZAN BELTRAN, VICTORIA LAWSON, MELISSA JACOBS, BRYNN TYLER, RYAN KEELY, CHRIS JOHNSON, BRAD TYLER, BILLY GLIDE & JACK NAPIER.Ah, the magic of porn. James Cameron’s sequel may not be due until 2015, but thanks to HUSTLER, you don’t have to wait...

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Dallas XXX: A Parody

ADAM & EVE PICTURES. DIRECTOR: ANDRE MADNESS. STARRING: ALEXIS FORD, INDIA SUMMER, BOBBI STARR, BROOKLYN LEE, ERIC MASTERSON, BILL BAILEY, JAMES DEEN, MICHAEL VEGAS & RYAN MCLANE.Spoiler alert: If you don’t want to know who fucked J.R., stop reading. This spoof plays fast and loose with the Dallas legend, kicking off at the moment when...

Showgirlz #2

WEST COAST PRODUCTIONS. DIRECTOR: TB. STARRING: ZURI, KATT DYLAN, SIERRA BANXXX, GOGO FUKME, TAYLOR LUXX, MR. MARCUS, NAT TURNHER, PRINCE YAHSHUA, RICO STRONG & JON Q.The first disc in this series rocked our cocks solid, so we had to give #2 a spin. Any worries that we were wasting time watching porn when we could...

Behind the Scenes: Bomb Squad

Shooting big-budget porn is a lot like mainstream. The horsing around and socializing happen off-set, in makeup and wardrobe. To get up close with the stars, that’s where you want to be. An array of motorcycles and cameras stud the set. Men scurry around to perfect the take. I sit in the next room, in...

Men in Black XXX: Hardcore Parody

WICKED PICTURES. DIRECTOR: BRAD ARMSTRONG. STARRING: JESSICA DRAKE, KAYLANI LEI, ALEKTRA BLUE, INDIA SUMMER, MISTY STONE, ISIS TAYLOR, NICOLE ANISTON, MIA LELANI, RANDY SPEARS, TOMMY PISTOL, ETHAN HUNT, XANDER CORVUS, JACK VEGAS, TOMMY GUNN, MARCO RIVERA, ERIC MASTERSON & BRAD ARMSTRONG.Weird word for the day: exophile, meaning someone with a compulsion to fuck alien life-forms....

Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT. DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN. STARRING: BROOKLYN LEE, CHYNA, PHOENIX MARIE, DANNI COLE, LEXI SWALLOW, ERIC MASTERSON, LEXINGTON STEELE, BRENDON MILLER & XANDER CORVUS.We have reached the porn-parody singularity, where the laws of entertainment break down. Spoofs now come out at the same time as the movies they’re ripping off.We’re through the looking glass, people!...

This Ain’t the Artist XXX

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTORS: VARIOUS. STARRING: KATIE MORGAN, KANDI BARBOUR, MARLENE WILLOUGHBY, MARCIA MINOR, DEBORAH GRANT, VANESSA LANE, SELINA ST. CLAIRE, SAMMIE RHODES, VERONICA RAYNE, JASPER, RENO, ALEC METRO, SEAN RIDER & STEVE AUSTIN.We’ve seen plenty of “This Ain’t” movies, but this time the title is truer than ever. This ain’t really a direct spoof of...

Black Ass Anal Drilling

WEST COAST PRODUCTIONS. DIRECTOR: TB. STARRING: LEILANI LEEANNE, SKIN DIAMOND, SIERRA BANXXX, AMBER STEEL, FLASH BROWN, JON Q., JON JON, WESLEY PIPES & MR. MARCUS.Ah, the tantalizing subtlety of porn titles. How do they do it? Not to destroy the mystery, but this one is about the backsides of African-American women being treated rather passionately....

The Truth About O

ADAM & EVE PICTURES. DIRECTOR: ERNEST GREENE. STARRING: BOBBI STARR, ASA AKIRA, JUSTINE JOLI, KRISSY LYNN, NINA HARTLEY, JESSIE ANDREWS, CLAIRE ADAMS, JAMES DEEN, MICHAEL VEGA, DANNY WYLDE & NAT TURNHER.The latest chapter in Ernest Greene’s retelling of the sub-dom classic The Story of O is another weird trip down the rabbit hole of BDSM....

Asian Party Sluts #3

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: OTTO BAUER. STARRING: ASA AKIRA, MIA LELANI, LUCKY STARR, EVITA POZZI, KITA ZEN, CECE STONE, DERRICK PIERCE, MARCO BANDERAS, ROCCO REED & OTTO BAUER.You’ve asked yourself over and over: What can I say about Asian party sluts that hasn’t been said a million times? You already figured out they’re Asian, they party...

Elle, Zoe & Aiden

Aiden Ashley, Zoe Voss and Elle Alexandra are members of an ultraexclusive, ultrasexy book club. There’s nothing these chicks enjoy more than getting together to yap about the latest in literature. On this occasion, though, none of the girls has had time to finish the required reading. “The book you picked is a thousand pages...

Backdoor to Chyna

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT. DIRECTOR: B. SKOW. STARRING: CHYNA, DIANA PRINCE, DYLAN RYDER, DAYNA VENDETTA, LEE STONE, EVAN STONE, MICK BLUE, BILLY GLIDE & JERRY.Talk about low blows and powerslams! It’s hard to fathom if you’re not into pro wrestling, but this is probably the most anticipated porn flick of the year. There’s one question fans want...

The Incredible Hulk XXX

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT. DIRECTOR: B. SKOW. STARRING: LILY LABEAU, TORI BLACK, ALEXIS TEXAS, SARA STONE, LEXI BELLE, GRACIE GLAM, MARIE LUV, ZOE VOSS, INDIA SUMMER, KATIE ST. IVES, TANYA TATE, DALE DABONE, JON JON, ALEC KNIGHT, LEE STONE, ANTHONY ROSANO & RANDY SPEARS.If the idea of a huge, angry man-monster on a sex rampage turns you...

Sex and Corruption: Episode 1

DIGITAL PLAYGROUND. DIRECTOR: ROBBY D. STARRING: SELENA ROSE, ALEXA NICOLE, DAISY CRUZ, LEXI SWALLOW, HALEY CUMMINGS, TONI RIBAS, MARCUS LONDON & SCOTT NAILS.This launch of a new serial by porn writer Kay Brandt (the pen behind the Cherry series) is a neat little novella for Latina hotbox Selena Rose. Striving to be a gritty story...

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