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Godfather XXX

DREAMZONE ENTERTAINMENT. DIRECTOR: LEE ROY MYERS. STARRING: KAGNEY LINN KARTER, JESSIE ANDREWS, APRIL O’NEIL, BRIDGETTE B., VERUCA JAMES, PETER O’TOOL, TOMMY PISTOL, MICHAEL VEGAS, ANTHONY ROSANO & MR. PETE.It’s official. No cinematic masterpiece is safe from the porn-parody onslaught. This deadpan spoof is funnier than most, with Dong Vito Whoreleone the head of a dirty-movie...

Sorority Orgy

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN. STARRING: OLIVIA WILDER, BELLA LUCIANO, JASMINE DELATORI, CHARLEY CHASE, GISELLE LEON, EMME MICHELLE, BILLY GLIDE, RYAN DRILLER, JOEY BRASS & ALAN STAFFORD.This movie is solid proof that higher education in America is still the best in the world regardless of what all the book-smart experts say. Where else can a...

Up My Asian Ass

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: CHRIS STREAMS. STARRING: ASA AKIRA, JAYDEN LEE, KATSUNI, MARICA HASE, SHARON LEE, MR. PETE, DAVID PERRY, TONI RIBAS, MANUEL FERRARA & ERIK EVERHARD.There’s a popular conception that the Asian ass—possibly due to the diminutive stature and modest demeanor of your average Asian female—is as tight as a Tokyo subway car at...

The Dark Knight XXX

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT. DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN. STARRING: AIDEN ASHLEY, ANDY SAN DIMAS, CHRISTY MACK, PENNY PAX, DANI JENSEN, BRENDON MILLER, BRIAN STREET TEAM, CLARKE KENT, DERRICK PIERCE & GIOVANNI FRANCESCO.Watching this at home with your pants down is a whole lot safer than going to the movies these days! This bulletproof pornification is stocked with references...

Amateur Action #3

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: MARK ZANE. STARRING: ERICA FONTES, MANDY ARMANI, JACKY JOY, HOLLY ANGELS, TRACEY SWEET, TIM VON SWINE, DAVID LORD, JOHNNY THRUST & MARK ZANE.The concept is simple: Get a camera, find a girl, check the age on her ID, get her tested at the free clinic, have her fill out her paperwork, haggle...

Rosa Delgado – Girls of Instagram

LOCATION: Seattle, WAAGE: 28SEE HER AT: @RosaDelgado805While growing up on the West Coast, Rosa Delgado dreamed of working in the medical field. However, once she came of age, the Mexican-born chiquita chose a profession that doesn’t require years of rigorous study and a stethoscope: exotic dancing. “The idea was to graduate from college and eventually...

Assacre

DIGITAL SIN. DIRECTOR: BUSTER HUMP. STARRING: AJ APPLEGATE, LONDON KEYES, LEA LEXIS, NIKITA BELLUCCI, JORDAN ASH, XANDER CORVUS, BILLY GLIDE & MICK BLUE.It took how many years of anal hardcore being around for somebody to finally come up with that awesome title? This sphinctershredder dials it up to 11 in the first scene with top-shelf...

Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT.DIRECTOR: B.SKOW.STARRING: ALLIE HAZE, LEXI SWALLOW, CHASTITY LYNN, JAYDEN LEE, KELLY DIVINE, MARK DAVIS, BRIAN STREET TEAM, SETH GAMBLE, BARRY SCOTT & EVAN STONE.Somebody tell Kevin Smith to put down the bong and find his penis because he’s going to want to jerk off to this! He should do so proudly because let’s be...

This Ain’t Die Hard XXX

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: STUART CANTERBURY.STARRING: BROOKLYN LEE, LEILANI LEEANE, HOLLY TAYLOR, CAPRI CAVANNI, KIMBERLY KANE, PHOENIX MARIE, SASHA HEART, DERRICK PIERCE, RYAN DRILLER, BILLY GLIDE & TOMMY GUNN.Thanks to porn and Larry Flynt kickin’ historical ass at the Supreme Court, it’s always a good day to live free and fuck hard with a vengeance! For...

Meet Bonnie

DIGITAL SIN.DIRECTOR: EDDIE POWELL.STARRING: BONNIE ROTTEN, SKIN DIAMOND, ASPHYXIA NOIR, MICK BLUE, BRUCE VENTURE & RAMON NOMAR.What do you get when you combine stunning good looks, loads of ink and a killer sex drive? Answer: Bonnie Rotten. Covered in more art than the Louvre, Bonnie burst onto the porn scene in 2012, and this four-scene...

Bridgette B.

Since losing her job at a tuna cannery, Betty (Bridgette B.) had been crashing with friends. After running out of places to couch-surf, she broke into a display home. Whenever real-estate agent Barry (Eric John) arrived to show the abode to prospective buyers, Betty hid in the attic. One brisk morning, though, Barry showed up...

Swelling Passions

Human males of all ages—from breast-feeding toddlers to leering octogenerians—know that life would be meaningless without boobs. Big, bouncy, bountiful boobs. Boobs are truth. Boobs are beauty. Boobs can change the world. If you don’t believe us, we invite you to eyeball these titillating pics of chesty Katsuni and her top-heavy galpal Brooklyn Chase in...

Katrina Addison

With a body that rivals fitness fanatics half her age— and no qualms about showing it off—50-year-old Katrina Addison is our kind of gal: a sexy, ravenous feline on the prowl. “I am very passionate and young at heart,” says the Brazilian-born exotic dancer, who worked in the banking biz before trading her demure office...

Barely Legal #120

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: OTTO BAUER.STARRING: ARIANA FOX, MAE MEYERS, EMME MICHELLE, ELIZABETH BENTLEY, BIBI NOEL, RALPH LONG, MARCO BANDERAS, JENNER, DERRICK PIERCE & OTTO BAUER.As you know, the world’s getting flushed down the shitter this year, so you better whack off to as much porn as you can, starting with this jubilee smutfest. The leading gateway...

Breast in Class #2: Counterfeit Racks

JULES JORDAN VIDEO/JENNARATION X.DIRECTOR: JENNA HAZE.STARRING: JENNA HAZE, KAGNEY LINN KARTER, KATSUNI, ASA AKIRA, KIRSTEN PRICE, CHANEL PRESTON, LISA ANN, MANUEL FERRARA, MICK BLUE, JAMES DEEN, ERIK EVERHARD, PRINCE YAHSHUA & MR. PETE.If your wife’s New Year’s resolution didn’t involve a new set of knockers, you’ll have to settle for this augmentation showcase. From orally...

Web Whore

DIGITAL PLAYGROUND.DIRECTOR: ROBBY D.STARRING: STOYA, ALEXIS TEXAS, KAGNEY LINN KARTER, REBECCA BLUE, MICK BLUE, SCOTT NAILS, MANUEL FERRARA, TOMMY GUNN, ERIK EVERHARD & JAMES DEEN.“Your new roommate Stoya is a Web whore!” That line sums up the plot of this standard vehicle for one of porn’s prettiest A-listers. Stoya and her pals do online sex...

This Ain’t Hollywood Squares XXX

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN.STARRING: ASHLEY JANE, VICTORIA WHITE, BRIANNA JORDAN, SCARLETT FAY, NATALIE VEGAS, FAYE REAGAN, JENNA HAZE, RAYLENE, DALE DABONE, ERIC MASTERSON, TYLER KNIGHT, ALEC KNIGHT, CHAD DIAMOND, DREW ROSE, DANE CROSS, VOODOO & RON JEREMY.Hollywood Squares was never about who won the game; it was always about the nasty cracks. Get it? If...

The Masseuse

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT. DIRECTOR: PAUL THOMAS.STARRING: SAVANNA SAMSON, HOLLY SAMPSON, PERSIA PELE, KAYLA PAIGE, DEVI EMMERSON, JENNIFER DARK, TRENT TESORO, CHRIS CHARMING, STEVE HOLMES, VOODOO & TOMMY GUNN.This slick rub-n-tug (not to be confused with Digital Playground’s Masseuse series) is another one of star director Paul Thomas’s sex-therapy dramas. Damaged Savanna Samson is good with her...

This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: STUART CANTERBURY.STARRING: JAZY BERLIN, JAYDEN COLE, ASPHYXIA NOIR, BRANDY ANISTON, MISSY MAZE, LEE STONE, TOMMY GUNN & SEAN MICHAELS.It’s the primal man-dream: You lop off heads without consequence, inseminate any wench you find and never have to wear a shirt. Sure, it’s hard to be agile with those topless bombshells clinging to your...

Office Perks

BLUEBIRD FILMS.DIRECTOR: MAX COOL.STARRING: KERRY LOUISE, SASHA ROSE, CINDY BEHR, JASMINE WEBB, EMMA BUTT, STACEY SARAN, KIT LEE, KAT LEE, PAUL CHAPLIN, TONY JAMES & CLARKE KENT.If your New Year’s resolution isn’t to bang the next hot temp that shows up at your office, it should be. Consider this U.K. import a handy how-to guide....

Spider-Man XXX

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT.DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN.STARRING: CAPRI ANDERSON, BROOKLYN LEE, SARAH SHEVON, ASH HOLLYWOOD, TARA LYNN FOXX, XANDER CORVUS, DICK DELAWARE, SETH DICKENS & TYLER KNIGHT.Where is the superhero who will save us from the onslaught of superhero parodies? Coming from the team that made the entertaining Batman XXX, this new piece of sacrilege is aboveaverage for...

Racially Motivated #3

JULES JORDAN VIDEO.DIRECTOR: MIKE JOHN.STARRING: SARAH SHEVON, LEILANI LEANNE, CHASTITY LYNN, VANESSA MONET, KATIE ST. IVES, MR. MARCUS, ERIK EVERHARD, SEAN MICHAELS & MIKE JOHN.This is one of the better gonzo series out there, and it’s still working hard to heal America’s assinine racial split. Cute Caucasian Sarah Shevon wastes no time at all puckering...

Teacher’s Pet

WICKED PICTURES. DIRECTOR: STORMY DANIELS. STARRING: GRACIE GLAM, ALEKTRA BLUE, ASH HOLLYWOOD, INDIA SUMMER, BRENDON MILLER, DANE CROSS, MICHAEL VEGAS, SETH GAMBLE & TONY DE SERGIO.This little feel-good picture starts with a dead girl in a body bag. But don’t worry, things liven up fast with femme fatale Gracie Glam sparking dorm rivalries over a...

Superstar Brown Skin Beauties

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: VARIOUS.STARRING: BELLA MORETTI, MISTY STONE, JADA FIRE, MARIE LUV, HAVANA GINGER, ALEXIS LOVE, CARLO CARRERA, JAY LASSITER, TYLER KNIGHT, VAN DAMAGE & TALON.This stroker’s treasure chest is a compilation, so some of this fuckage may look familiar, but it gives us the perfect excuse to get more, well, brown skin beauties into the...

Power Fuck

DIGITAL PLAYGROUND.DIRECTOR: ROBBY D.STARRING: JESSE JANE, STOYA, BREANNE BENSON, HILARY SCOTT, FAYE REAGAN, KASEY CHASE, MICK BLUE, MANUEL FERRARA & JAMES DEEN.Power Fuck looks and feels like a stripped-down homage to good old gonzo hardcore: no story, no big-budget nonsense, just pretty girls (willingly) treated like fuck dolls. That’s a hard concept to screw up,...

America’s Favorite Commercials Gone Porn

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: OTTO BAUER.STARRING: LIZZ TAYLER, CHLOE REECE RYDER, JAZY BERLIN, DAISY CRUZ, TAYLOR WAYNE, NICOLE ANISTON, DALE DABONE, JENNER, BILLY GLIDE & OTTO BAUER.“Check out my big discounts!” Who doesn’t want to see if Flo the insurance chick can keep that dorky smile all the way through a good fuck session? Cute and spunky...

Black Ass Master #5

JULES JORDAN VIDEO.DIRECTOR: ALEXANDER DEVOE.STARRING: NYOMI BANXXX, SYDNEE CAPRI, MISTY STONE, IMANI ROSE, KENDRA LEE, PRINCESS DREAMS, MR. PETE, ROCCO REED, MR. MARCUS, RICO STRONG, MARK WOOD & MARK ASHLEY.The formula is simple: Pay a half-dozen dependable black fuck bunnies to show up at a rent-a-house in the Valley and fuck their brains out (anally,...

Spread Eagle

VIVID VIDEO. DIRECTOR: B. SKOW. STARRING: LEXI BELLE, KATIE ST. IVES, LILY LABEAU, ASA AKIRA, TANYA TATE, TOMMY GUNN, JOHN STRONG, LEE STONE, MARCUS LONDON & JON JOFirst of all, we have to give credit to Vivid for creating a new superhero this time instead of endlessly rehashing the old ones. That said, this one’s...

Inside Job

WICKED PICTURES. DIRECTOR: STORMY DANIELS. STARRING: KAGNEY LINN KARTER, ALEKTRA BLUE, BROOKLYN LEE, GRACIE GLAM, BARRETT BLADE, BRENDON MILLER & MARCUS LONDON.No, this is not a pornographic exposé of the 9/11 conspiracy, as cool as that would be. This is a cute little caper flick about Kagney Linn Karter’s amazing pumped-up bubble tits and all...

Katwoman XXX

BLUEBIRD FILMS. DIRECTOR: NICHOLAS STEELE. STARRING: DYLAN RYDER, ANNA LOVATO, GEMMA MASSEY, NATASHA MARLEY, KAGNEY LINN KARTER, JENNIFER DARK, ANDY SAN DIMAS, BRIDGETTE B, LEXI SWALLOW, MR. PETE, EVAN STONE, DALE DABONE & PAUL CHAPLIN.A half-dozen scorching-hot ladies have played Catwoman over the years, but Dylan Ryder beats them all by really putting her pussy...

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