Katwoman XXX

A half-dozen scorching-hot ladies have played Catwoman over the years, but Dylan Ryder beats them all by really putting her pussy into it. This stylish, latexy version of the Dark Knight’s sexy spin-off delivers plenty of eye candy, with the Joker taking full advantage of the purr-fect heroine’s crotchless catsuit. (We always knew the Joker got more snatch than that do-gooder Batman.) Dylan digs her claws into her role as the movie gets weirder than a Halloween orgy. It’s basically a buffet for costume fetishists, with a fancy feast of top-notch U.S. and U.K. womanflesh— most of it in the chest area. There’s a hokey story having something to do with lethal milk, and we’re treated to an explosive finale, but none of that takes away from the fine spectacle of nine felines in heat. And now for a message to Anne Hathaway, the next Catwoman: Get this movie and learn from it! Do you want to be the best or don’t you?