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JULES JORDAN VIDEO/THE ASS FACTORY. DIRECTOR: CHRIS STREAMS. STARRING: SKIN DIAMOND, MELINA MASON, REMY LACROIX, SHEENA SHAW, MANUEL FERRARA, ERIK EVERHARD, MICHAEL STEFANO, TONY RIBAS & MR. PETE. This disc is a veritable lost ark for anal addicts. The reliable boys at The Ass Factory trot out four limber anuses one after another and stretch their limits....

Nella Jay

Recently granted a divorce from her cheating hubby, Alice (Nella Jay) had time to take on a hobby. She experimented with bowling, studied the Scrabble dictionary and even dabbled in witchcraft. But nothing seemed like a good fit until the wallflower went out to eat one night and overheard a couple of women talking excitedly about...

The General Goes All In

Just a few months ago, David Petraeus was the well-regarded director of the CIA and possibly a future Presidential candidate. He was famous enough that a much younger woman wanted to write a book about him. But then it came to light that the retired four-star general was rattling his skin saber inside the wordsmith’s...

Truth or Bare

As kids, many of us played Truth or Dare. We hate to speak ill of our childhood pastime, but the truth is that the game is only fun for adults if hot girls and a strong likelihood of fornication are involved. We dare you to disagree. As evidence, witness the tale of bookworm Vanessa (Vanessa...

Emma Mae

Feeling that it was time to add some spontaneity to her life, hardworking Amy (Emma Mae) decided to call in sick first thing Wednesday morning. But it wasn’t until the diminutive darling took the last bite of a leisurely brunch that she came up with the perfect way to spend her rare work time off....

Brooke & Jamey

For as long as they’ve been friends, small-town girls Belle (Brooke Lee Adams) and Jen (Jamey Janes) have also been rivals. As kids, they argued over who was taller. In high school they squared off for a coveted starting spot on the curling team. In college they competed for cock. Now living in the big...

This Ain’t the Expendables XXX

The real Expendables film franchise boasts an impressive cast list. Many of Hollywood’s top action stars were recruited for The Expendables and The Expendables II. In similar fashion, HUSTLER Video gathered together many of the hottest babes in porn to make This Ain’t The Expendables XXX a sizzling, fuck-filled parody. The intense action kicks off...

Bree Olson

During the week, Marilyn (Bree Olson) has a grueling schedule. Besides toiling full-time at a toaster factory, she’s taking real estate classes and training to be a tae kwon do instructor. When the weekend rolls around, Marilyn barely wants to leave her couch. Thankfully for Marilyn, she’s a smoking-hot chick with an inviting smile and...

Virgin Runaways

Life on the streets is hard, even for these three gorgeous gals. For weeks, Candy (Mandy Armani) hasn’t slept in the same bed two nights in a row. After a few restless evenings on a park bench, the homeless waif is so desperate for a shower that she hooks up with the first dude she...

Cassie & Lystra

When it came time to sell her beloved vintage car, Sally (Cassie) placed an ad in the paper. She didn’t want to just unload the vehicle though. Sally sought a buyer who would share her deep appreciation for a retro ride. Sally had been through a lot in that four-door sedan. She’d lost her virginity...

Barely Legal Lawbreakers

HUSTLER has always had a soft spot for bad girls. These three babes live for the thrill of breaking the law, but the only thing we’d charge them with is being extremely fuckable. In search of a quick score, Carol (Aiden Aspen) breaks into the house next door. When her neighbor Dave (Alec Knight) returns...

Kagney Linn & John Strong

Marybeth (Kagney Linn Karter) was into hogs, choppers, crotch rockets or whatever else you call a motorcycle. Seeing a man mounted on a two-wheeler makes Marybeth hornier than the brass section of the USC marching band. So when Chip (John Strong) rode into Marybeth’s life on a bright yellow cycle, his fate was sealed. The...

Busty Beauties on the Prowl

Amber (Anissa Kate), Lara (Leya Falcon) and Caroline (Charley Chase) were determined to get laid before sunset. Each had been experiencing a major dry spell on the fucking front, so the three busty beauties ventured out to see what the world had to offer. Amber struck first. She met Adam (Alec Knight) on an elevator....

Renae Cruz & Jerry

Sally Strong (Renae Cruz ) had never used an escort service before. But here she was again—horny and alone on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Deciding it was time for a change, Sally dialed the top agency, but its studs were too expensive. It was the same story wherever she phoned. Maybe Sally simply couldn’t afford...

Carnal College

It’s autumn again, that time of year when eager coeds return to college campuses for another round of diligent studying—and indiscriminate fucking. At HUSTLER Magazine’s institution of higher learning, student/teacher love affairs aren’t forbidden. In fact, they’re openly celebrated. First up, a pretty sophomore (Allie Jordan) persuades a pervy professor (Will Powers) to give her...

Jasmine Jolie & Aaron Wilcoxxx

When Grant (Aaron Wilcoxxx ) saw a flyer announcing auditions for the play Rabbit Hole, he was thrilled. The struggling actor loved the somber theatrical piece about a marriage fractured by tragedy. When Grant arrived at tryouts, he was surprised to find the auditorium empty except for a buttnaked chick onstage. “Hello,” Beth (Jasmine Jolie...

This Ain’t Jeopardy! XXX

Jeopardy! first appeared on the boob tube almost half a century ago. Since 1984, the heady quiz show has been steered by the steady hand of host Alex Trebek. We’re big Jeopardy! fans, but it’s distressing that most of the contestants are pasty, myopic supernerds. So HUSTLER Video decided to create a version of the...

Alexis Texas

Despite her privileged upbringing, Karen (Alexis Texas ) always had a thing for rugged guys: truck drivers, cops, moving men, whatever. Workingclass dudes made her wetter than the Missouri River (though not quite as wet as the Mississippi). So when Karen caught a glimpse of Doug (Alan Stafford ) lugging a refrigerator up her neighbor’s...

Krissy Lynn & Anthony Rosano

Art major Candy (Krissy Lynn) had lost her muse. Unable to find inspiration, the sexy New Yorker decided it was time to seek out her mentor. Candy took the subway to visit the legendary performance artist Jackson Potluck (Anthony Rosano). Potluck was delighted to see his protégée. Almost immediately, the pompous fellow launched into a...

Aletta Ocean

After another grueling tour with her roller derby squad, April (Aletta Ocean) decides it’s time for a vacation. Looking forward to getting away from humanity, she rents a secluded beach house in northern California. But when April arrives at her rental pad, there’s a dude (Eric Swiss) in the shower. Puzzled, she asks him what...

Let’s Get Soaked

No one enjoys the tedious task of waiting around at a car wash—except for the lucky stiffs shown here. These dudes were fortunate enough to patronize a car wash staffed by hot, slutty chicks who know more about polishing a cock than a vehicle. When Holly Taylor catches a glimpse of customer Joey Brass, she’s...

Madison Ivy & Barry Scott

Thanks to her awesome breasts, Roxana (Madison Ivy) has always had an easy lot in life. From an early age, men would bend over backwards to please her. Roxana never had to woo a dude in the least. So when her enigmatic, bespectacled coworker Gary (Barry Scott) showed no interest in her, she was mystified....

This Ain’t Urban Cowboy XXX

In 1980, moviegoers flocked to Urban Cowboy, starring John Travolta (Bud), Debra Winger (Sissy) and Scott Glenn (Wes). Set in a Houston-area honky-tonk, the romantic drama delivered plenty of mechanical bull riding, but it was notably short on hardcore boning. Thus, HUSTLER Video has come to the rescue with This Ain’t Urban Cowboy XXX. To...

Dana DeArmond and Jerry

When Jason (Jerry) arrived at a new client’s residence, the pool guy was somewhat confused. There was no swimming pool. No Jacuzzi. Not so much as a puddle of water. Jason was about to depart when he heard an irresistibly sweet voice emanating from the kitchen. The dude followed the sound and was delighted to...

This Ain’t American Chopper XXX

Motorcycle fans and reality show aficionados are well acquainted with American Chopper. The television series followed a family—headed up by patriarch Paul Sr.—that was devoted to making custom bikes. The folks at HUSTLER Video were so inspired by the series that they created their own sexually charged parody version, This Ain’t American Chopper XXX. The...

Celeste & Alexis

After a blimp accident claimed the lives of her parents, Amy (Alexis Love) summoned her friend Marie (Celeste Star) to help clean out her family’s old home. It was a modest shack, nothing more. Amy had grown up in abject poverty, but her mother had one prized possession: Fleshy Dan, her strap-on dildo. When Amy...

Sadie West

Trudy (Sadie West) was sitting at home, absentmindedly polishing her dildo collection, when the telephone rang. It was her agent, wondering if Trudy was available for an audition in Beverly Hills later that day. “Of course!” the struggling actress chirped. Trudy was desperate for cash. The rent was due, and she owed $500 to a...

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