Brooke & Jamey

For as long as they’ve been friends, small-town girls Belle (Brooke Lee Adams) and Jen (Jamey Janes) have also been rivals. As kids, they argued over who was taller. In high school they squared off for a coveted starting spot on the curling team. In college they competed for cock.

Now living in the big city, Belle and Jen have fallen for the same sophomoric stockbroker. How can they decide who gets the prize?

“Let’s have a fuck-off,” the fortunate fellow (Evan Stone) declares. “The winner gets me—the great Brad Exley Chillingar III—as your lifetime companion. We’ll chug beers together for eternity. We’ll have eight kids, and they’ll all be named Limp after Limp Bizkit. Tucker Max will be our God, and tequila shots will be our Jesus.”

“How about a meaningless threesome instead?” Belle proposes. Jen and Brad agree, and much fucking was had by all.