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Jasmine Jolie & Aaron Wilcoxxx

When Grant (Aaron Wilcoxxx) saw a flyer announcing auditions for the play Rabbit Hole, he was thrilled. The struggling actor loved the somber theatrical piece about a marriage fractured by tragedy.

When Grant arrived at tryouts, he was surprised to find the auditorium empty except for a buttnaked chick onstage. “Hello,” Beth (Jasmine Jolie) whispered across the darkness to Grant.

“Is this the audition for Rabbit Hole?” Grant wondered. “Am I in the right place?”

Beth sized the dude up and liked what she saw as he stepped onto the stage. “You’re in the right place,” she purred. “But this is an audition for my original play called Rabbit’s Holes. I’m playing the role of Rabbit.”

“What’s my part?” Grant asked.

“You’re the carrot,” Beth replied, grabbing Grant’s cock. “Your motivation is to plunder all of my rabbit holes. Think you’ve got what it takes?”

Grant auditioned his heart out. Judging by Beth’s enthusiastic reaction, he was certainly persuasive in the role. Afterward, Beth didn’t bother to tell the stud that there was never really going to be a play. For Beth, theater was all about the process.

When Grant (Aaron Wilcoxxx) saw a flyer announcing auditions for the play Rabbit Hole, he was thrilled. The struggling actor loved the somber theatrical piece about a marriage fractured by tragedy. When Grant arrived at tryouts, he was surprised to find the auditorium empty except for a buttnaked chick onstage. “Hello,” Beth (Jasmine Jolie)...
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