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Cassie & Lystra

When it came time to sell her beloved vintage car, Sally (Cassie) placed an ad in the paper. She didn’t want to just unload the vehicle though. Sally sought a buyer who would share her deep appreciation for a retro ride.

Sally had been through a lot in that four-door sedan. She’d lost her virginity in the backseat. She’d driven across the country twice. Sally had spent so much time in that car, it even smelled like her.

When Martina (Lystra) arrived in response to the ad, Sally had a hunch that this was the buyer she’d been seeking. Martina eyed the vehicle while Sally sized her up. “I love this car,” Martina announced. “How much are you asking for it?”

“The question isn’t what I’m asking,” Sally replied while setting a dildo and a clean towel on the hood. “It’s what you’re willing to do for it.”

By the time Sally finished her sentence, Martina had stripped down to her nipple rings. Sally knew she’d made a sale.

When it came time to sell her beloved vintage car, Sally (Cassie) placed an ad in the paper. She didn’t want to just unload the vehicle though. Sally sought a buyer who would share her deep appreciation for a retro ride. Sally had been through a lot in that four-door sedan. She’d lost her...
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