Alexis Texas

Despite her privileged upbringing, Karen (Alexis Texas) always had a thing for rugged guys: truck drivers, cops, moving men, whatever. Working class dudes made her wetter than the Missouri River (though not quite as wet as the Mississippi).

So when Karen caught a glimpse of Doug (Alan Stafford) lugging a refrigerator up her neighbor’s steps, she rushed to make his acquaintance. Doug picked up on the sexually charged vibe right away, so he did what any respectable fellow would do in such a situation. He asked Karen if she wanted to go fuck like rabbits in the back of his truck.

They climbed aboard the vehicle. Doug shut the door behind them then took Karen on a cock-themed joyride. The lucky stiff petted, prodded and poked the bimbo with reckless abandon while midday traffic zipped right by the parked moving truck.

When the horndogs were finished fucking, Karen slipped out of the truck and continued walking up the street as if nothing had happened. Doug, meanwhile, would never be the same. He was fired from his moving job and spiraled downward. Before long, the sap found himself homeless, hooked on PCP and giving handjobs to horses. (No, Doug wasn’t a perv; he found part-time work at an equine artificial insemination company.) Strangely, that was what always happened to Karen’s ex-lovers.