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When Jason (Jerry) arrived at a new client’s residence, the pool guy was somewhat confused. There was no swimming pool. No Jacuzzi. Not so much as a puddle of water.
Jason was about to depart when he heard an irresistibly sweet voice emanating from the kitchen. The dude followed the sound and was delighted to discover Rachel (Dana DeArmond). She was beautiful, stark naked and singing a Hall & Oates song.
Without missing a beat, Jason chimed in, transforming her solo rendition into a duet. Crooning the classic ’80s hit “Private Eyes,” Rachel and Jason lustfully eyed each other. Soon, they were passionately fucking on the floor.
Afterward, Rachel confessed, “There’s no pool. I just needed to get laid.”
As Jason gathered up his garments, there was a knock at the door. “Dog washer!” a voice shouted from outside.
“I bet you don’t have a dog either,” the lucky pool guy noted.
“Nope,” Rachel replied with a smile. “But a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. Now be a sweetheart and hand me the phone so I can order a pizza guy—I mean a pizza—for later.”
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