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Krissy Lynn & Anthony Rosano

Art major Candy (Krissy Lynn) had lost her muse. Unable to find inspiration, the sexy New Yorker decided it was time to seek out her mentor. Candy took the subway to visit the legendary performance artist Jackson Potluck (Anthony Rosano).

Potluck was delighted to see his protégée. Almost immediately, the pompous fellow launched into a description of his latest project. “It’s all about discovering truth,” Potluck told his young charge. “This piece will explore truth and beauty while confronting man’s animal nature at the same time. It’s about time, death and robots. It’s about everything, making it my most important piece.”

“How long have you been working on it?” Candy asked.

“It just occurred to me,” Potluck replied. “The first phase of the piece involves the two of us fucking with wild abandon for three days straight.”

Candy, who had long lusted for Potluck, happily consented. However, when the nymphet wobbled out of the performance artist’s apartment three days later, she still hadn’t found her muse. But Candy did manage to pilfer a bottle of absinthe and a fistful of peyote from Potluck’s stash. Inspiration was on the way.

Art major Candy (Krissy Lynn) had lost her muse. Unable to find inspiration, the sexy New Yorker decided it was time to seek out her mentor. Candy took the subway to visit the legendary performance artist Jackson Potluck (Anthony Rosano). Potluck was delighted to see his protégée. Almost immediately, the pompous fellow launched into...
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