This Ain’t Jeopardy! XXX

Jeopardy! first appeared on the boob tube almost half a century ago. Since 1984, the heady quiz show has been steered by the steady hand of host Alex Trebek. We’re big Jeopardy! fans, but it’s distressing that most of the contestants are pasty, myopic supernerds. So HUSTLER Video decided to create a version of the venerable program that swapped out the eggheads with sluts. We humbly present This Ain’t Jeopardy! XXX.

The fun kicks off when Alex (Dale DaBone) explains the complicated rules of Jeopardy! to a chesty contestant (Diamond Foxxx). As usual for a HUSTLER parody, the host is unable to talk about “Final Jeopardy” without taking his pants off. Meanwhile, in the “pink” room (Why would HUSTLER opt for a traditional green one?), another sexpot (Codi Carmichael) is up to no good. This chick gets seduced by a smooth-talking pimp (Mr. Pete), who came to see a taping of the show but ended up coming on a dirty ho. (As a side note, the real Jeopardy! consistently wins the coveted pimp demographic in daytime ratings.) Finally, after a long day in front of the cameras, Alex unwinds with a massage. Thankfully, his masseuse (Breanne Benson) believes in really, really happy endings.