Trudy (Sadie West) was sitting at home, absentmindedly polishing her dildo collection, when the telephone rang. It was her agent, wondering if Trudy was available for an audition in Beverly Hills later that day.
“Of course!” the struggling actress chirped. Trudy was desperate for cash. The rent was due, and she owed $500 to a pet therapist. Trudy’s wombat had been exceedingly morose lately. The critter had perked up after one session, but Dr. Grant’s fees were exorbitant.
When Trudy arrived at the sprawling mansion where the audition was to take place, she was surprisingly greeted by Dr. Grant (Otto Bauer). The audition was a ruse. “I know you can’t afford to pay me in cash,” Dr. Grant muttered as he walked the babe out back to the stripper pole. “So I thought I’d arrange another way for you to settle your debt.”
Trudy took the hint. Before Dr. Grant could say another word, she stripped down. Things heated up swiftly, and before long Trudy and the good doctor were engaged in some heavy-duty boning. Afterward, as Trudy was gathering up her clothing, the pet therapist finally spoke. “That was wonderful, but I fear you might have misunderstood me,” he remarked.
“What did I do wrong?” Trudy wondered.
“To be honest,” Dr. Grant replied, “all I wanted was a blowjob from your wombat.”