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Sally Strong (Renae Cruz) had never used an escort service before. But here she was again—horny and alone on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Deciding it was time for a change, Sally dialed the top agency, but its studs were too expensive. It was the same story wherever she phoned. Maybe Sally simply couldn’t afford the company of a gentleman caller.
Refusing to give up, Sally eventually discovered a place that catered to clients of limited means: Elite Discount Escorts. The agency was even having a sale. “It’s half-price on all our men today,” the manager informed her over the phone.
The only problem was the selection. “You’ve gotta make a tough choice,” the manager acknowledged. “I’ve got an Albanian dwarf, a hunk with five testicles, an adolescent Sasquatch and two Rick Santorum look-alikes.”
Sally politely declined. She was resigned to spending another day alone when the mailman (Jerry) rang the doorbell. “Come in,” Sally whispered to the pleasantly surprised dude as she began wiggling out of her swimsuit. Needless to say, no one else on Route 26 received their mail that day.
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