First of all, we have to give credit to Vivid for creating a new superhero this time instead of endlessly rehashing the old ones. That said, this one’s pretty fucking weird. It starts like a typical porn flick: two sweaty people humping in a basement. One of the porkers is Asian flavor of the month Asa Akira, so no complaints there.The other one is venerable love muscle Tommy Gunn, who turns into some sort of birdman after a mugging. Then Lexi Belle services two dudes on a couch in an alley for a while before getting rescued (apparently from postcoital shame) by the birdman, a/k/a Spread Eagle. Lily LaBeau is the next chick (or hooker—we’re not sure) in trouble. Spread helps find her sister, and she gets real thankful.We’re talkin’ dirty-mattress- on-a-rooftop thankful. Now that’s nesting. Spread Eagle is as trashy and cheesy as an old comic book and will make you say What the fuck? more than once. It gets a big dicks-up for sheer audacity. Where else are you going to see a porn stud with a rubber beak explode baddies with his awesome bird screech?