Since losing her job at a tuna cannery, Betty (Bridgette B.) had been crashing with friends. After running out of places to couch-surf, she broke into a display home. Whenever real-estate agent Barry (Eric John) arrived to show the abode to prospective buyers, Betty hid in the attic.
One brisk morning, though, Barry showed up unexpectedly and caught Betty in the living room. “What the hell are you doing here?” he asked.
“Ummm,” Betty stammered. She got undressed and displayed her flawless figure for the agent. “This is my house now. Any more questions?”
“Yes,” Barry replied. “Are you available for intercourse?”
“What a gentleman!” Betty gasped.