Fuck the Babysitter
As if being a hardworking dad ain’t tough enough, you have to deal with the new babysitter shoving her cute little tits in your face. All you want to do is explain to her what her duties are, and before you know it, she’s got your cock halfway down her throat! How the hell did that happen?! Oh well, better fuck her brains out so she doesn’t get mad and spill it to the wife. If only someone would turn off that cheesy music! What is this, a porn flick? Ah, that would explain why this tight little twat wants my dick and not her boyfriend’s. And why this chick is the spitting image of Lexi Diamond. And why I could have sworn that blonde last week was Proxy Paige. Who’s next, Lily LaBeau? Oh shit, here she comes. I fuck five babysitters a week, and I don’t even have any kids! Looks like I fell into a parallel universe of porn where gorgeous young babysitters think the only reason they exist is to be all over my cock as often as possible. Hey, could be worse. Imagine those poor suckers trapped in the universe of hot and horny nurses. Must be hell.