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This Ain’t the Smurfs XXX

Now this is creepy. It might look like it, but, no, this isn’t porn for children. It’s for you perverts who grew up on the Smurfs, that weird Belgian kiddie cocaine of the ’80s. After pioneering blue-skin porn with its Avatar spoof, HUSTLER slapped the body paint on a couple of Reaganera brats and let them loose in Smurf village. Cuter than a planet of kittens, Lexi Belle was obviously born to play Smurfette. You’ll hear a boing in your pants even if you’re not a prosthetic-ear fetishist. And since one tiny fuck-Smurf is never enough, the Wizard creates a blue Charley Chase to keep Papa and Brainy busy. She’s an evil Smurfette, so after sucking the blue balls dry, she lures good Smurfette into doing porn at HUSTLER headquarters. (The backgrounds were actually shot in Larry Flynt’s office suites.) After some dildo fun, the Wizard shows up to tear off a piece of blue ass himself. Smurfette officially becomes money-shot material, and innocence is lost for good! How charming. As long as you promise to keep it where the kids won’t find it, go ahead and order This Ain’t the Smurfs XXX now on page 108.

Now this is creepy. It might look like it, but, no, this isn’t porn for children. It’s for you perverts who grew up on the Smurfs, that weird Belgian kiddie cocaine of the ’80s. After pioneering blue-skin porn with its Avatar spoof, HUSTLER slapped the body paint on a couple of Reaganera brats and...
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Starring

Nicole Aniston

Lexi Belle, Charley Chase, Jeremy Conway, Jay Crew, Barry Scott & Evan Stone


Directed By

Axel Braun
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