Fuckenstein

Scared of black-and-white porn? Afraid shades of gray won’t get you as hard as fleshy pink? Well, hipster hottie Joanna Angel can help you with that. Her hilarious, pornified take on the classic Frankenstein flick is like a lost piece of ultra-hard-core from the 1930s. (Did they do double penetration back then?) In a filthy tour-de-force, sex-charged Joanna plays both the mad doctor’s fiancée and the monster’s bride. She could make a dead man come, literally, and sneaks into the lab to prove it. It’s alive! We’re pretty sure her DP with the doc and the monster is just what Mary Shelley had in mind. Our only whine: Joanna’s bride look is sexy as shit, but she doesn’t defile it with nasty sex for some reason. Is Bride of Fuckenstein on the way? (Igor sure hopes so. He didn’t even get a blowjob in this one.) At any rate, Fuckenstein’s a must for your sleazy Halloween. Even the extras are amusing. And if you’re still a big pussy about black-and-white, there’s a sacrilegious color version on the disc.