Tomb Raider XXX

Let’s face it, Lara Croft always did dress more like a porn star than a serious archaeologist. Were we supposed to play Tomb Raider or whack off to it? Now that question has finally been answered. Lanky, athletic and pigtailed, Chanel Preston gives Angelina Jolie a run for her money as the girl who will do anything to get those relics. She sets the bar high with the inaugural fuck scene, but the rest of the fleshpots—some evil and greedy, some anal and greedy—keep the competition fierce. Crowdpleasing Kagney Linn Karter adds another endurance fuck to her rapidly swelling résumé. Along with the obligatory dick work, Chanel gets to do some rock climbing, stunt fighting and stumbling around in landscapes, not to mention partying with harem girls. All watchable stuff—more or less. We’ll leave it up to serious gamers to complain about how the Lara legend has been shabbily defiled. We’re just glad this Tomb Raider was designed for the old-school joystick. Get ready to rack up those scores!