Family Guy: The XXX Parody

We would fight a giant chicken to know whether Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane is rolling on the floor as he watches this or quietly loading a gun. No, this spoof doesn’t pornify Stewie and Brian since that would be disgusting and possibly illegal (and the real Family Guy does enough of that already), but believe it or not, it still scores a laugh or two. The script is just stupid enough, and the talent do the voices at least as well as that guy in your office. Anthony Rosano’s Peter is weirdly accurate. The real live action gets underway with Cleveland’s wife, played by the luscious Misty Stone, who sure doesn’t look like the Loretta we remember. Quagmire gets to giggity giggity goo all over Meg, played by a wonderfully slutty Sarah Shevon, and paraplegic Joe miraculously gets it up for Jennifer White. All disturbing yet arousing stuff. But the climax, of course, is Lois, the hottest piece of cartoon ass on TV. Aurora Snow in a red wig is as fuckable as they come, and her “Oh, Peter!” is sweet, but we still want McFarlane to spoof this movie with cartoon Lois as Aurora. Ironically hot! Ah, the idiotic times we live in.