Men in Black XXX: Hardcore Parody

Weird word for the day: exophile, meaning someone with a compulsion to fuck alien life-forms. If you’re that kind of perv, this movie should keep you happy until you’re lucky enough to get abducted and probed. Timed to ride the MIB3 marketing blitz, this spoof unleashes a bunch of horny crossbreeding aliens on the hunt for earthling dick. Randy Spears and Ethan Hunt play the title dudes as well as you can expect from a porn parody (even if the jokes are from Planet Cringe), but the real fun is the exophile action, especially Nicole Aniston and Mia Lelani as a couple of bug-eyed pixies and Kaylani Lei’s triple-titted ET. The always spunky Misty Stone livens up the picture as a wisecracking Woman in Black enjoying her access to top-secret dildo technology. And for the finale, a shapeshifting jessica drake launches a gangbang orgy for intergalactic peace. Full of silly special effects, raunchy inspiration and goofy characters, Men in Black XXX will stroke your freaky inner exophile whether you knew you had one or not.