Training Day-A XXX Parody

Question: Did Ethan Hawke win the Oscar for Training Day? No, Denzel Washington did! Same deal here. Chanel Preston as the rookie kicks things off with a great suck-and-fuck, but this movie belongs to black beauty Nyomi Banxxx, who delivers the performance of the year as L.A.’s dirtiest narc. It’s always a plus to see a porn star with enough acting chops to make the nonsex scenes as watchable as the fucking—and even better when she strips for the most important part of the new kid’s training. Nyomi’s intense body frisk with Tommy Gunn might be the movie’s standout, but soon after, the sex junkie takes on Chanel and Yurizan Beltran in an all-girl shakedown that’ll make you harder than a regulation Glock. Eager-to-please cutie Tara Lynn Foxx delivers a gratuitous blowbang, the ladies pistol-whip some thugs, Phoenix Marie takes it in the ass, and Nyomi’s character gets her comeuppance (in more ways than one). So, all in all, it’s a fine day. We’ll say this: If Nyomi doesn’t get the Denzel treatment at awards time for this one, the porn biz is dirtier than the LAPD.