An American Werewolf in London XXX

Time to get that wolf suit out of the closet and scare the locals. Director Jim Powers is a horror-flick fan with a twisted sense of humor, so who better to butcher the ’80s horror-comedy classic? This one’s full of cheap, gory effects, ridiculous deadpan dialogue and enough gratuitous copulation to make you howl at the moon. Flavor of the year Jessie Andrews gets the nastiness started as a sex-starved barmaid who can’t get her shorts off fast enough, followed by a disturbing lesbian-Nazi–wolf sex scene that will fuck up your love life. Authentic bosomy Brit Lexi Ward plays the horny nurse that helps the hero with his chronic-erection problem, and Valerie Fox and balloon-boobed Sophie Dee add some fine value to the meat market. Chunks of this flick were actually shot on location in London, which is impressive, but let’s be honest: The old in-out-in-out looks pretty much the same everywhere. Go ahead and put this one on your Pumpkin Day party list. It will creep out your friends, but that’s what Halloween is for.