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HUSTLER Classic: Singing Aria Giovanni’s Praises
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HUSTLER Classic: Singing Aria Giovanni’s Praises

A fond look back at a Beaver Hunt favorite. As one of HUSTLER’s most iconic sections, the Beaver Hunt amateur showcase has given the world its share of...
Steven Spielberg’s Daughter Is Getting Into Porn? We Have Some Notes
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Steven Spielberg’s Daughter Is Getting Into Porn? We Have Some Notes

It sounds like Steven Spielberg’s daughter is following her famous father’s footsteps and pursuing a...
Sex Drive II: More Hot HUSTLER Honeys Get Auto-Erotic
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Sex Drive II: More Hot HUSTLER Honeys Get Auto-Erotic

Sunday drives: They’ve been a pleasant weekend diversion since the invention of the automobile. And you know what makes them even more pleasant? A hot...
HUSTLER Classic: Sunrise Adams’ Doggy-Style Delight
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HUSTLER Classic: Sunrise Adams’ Doggy-Style Delight

Sometimes a dog’s life can be a very good thing indeed. Here’s a photo-set that would make any red-blooded horndog sit up and beg.  Sunrise Adams...
So You Want to Be a Pro Dominatrix?
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So You Want to Be a Pro Dominatrix?

Before you crack the whip, you’ll need to crack the books—or at least study this primer from a domme who knows what it takes to succeed. Breaking into the professional...
HUSTLER Classic: A Pregnant Pause
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HUSTLER Classic: A Pregnant Pause

Whoa, mama—and oh, baby! The November ’94 HUSTLER graced readers with a pictorial that really delivered. Or at least revolved around a model who was very close to...
Tail to the Chief: A Presidents Day Fuckfest
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Tail to the Chief: A Presidents Day Fuckfest

There’s no doubt that Americans are bitterly divided over politics these days. But Presidents Day is an opportunity for U.S. citizens to put their partisan...
Beach Balling: Hot HUSTLER Honeys Get Pounded on the Sand
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Beach Balling: Hot HUSTLER Honeys Get Pounded on the Sand

Sex on the beach: It’s not just a fruity drink that chicks like to order during the hot summer months.  As winter drags on and many of you are...
HUSTLER Classic: A Very Fine Layout
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HUSTLER Classic: A Very Fine Layout

XXX icon Jeanna Fine has a blond moment in the pages of America’s Magazine. Porn stars don’t get much more iconic than Jeanna Fine, the deep-throat diva who amassed...
Death of the Internet?
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Death of the Internet?

Utter the words net neutrality, and you risk inducing a stupor equal to saying, “Let’s talk particle physics!” A majority of Americans think net neutrality is a good thing. In fact, before it...
Raquel Pennington: Going a Few Rounds With UFC’s Hard-Hitting Trailblazer
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Raquel Pennington: Going a Few Rounds With UFC’s Hard-Hitting Trailblazer

With her five-year wait for a rematch against Holly Holm almost over, the groundbreaking MMA warrior tells...
A Valentine’s Day Guide to Going Big (Without Going Broke)
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A Valentine’s Day Guide to Going Big (Without Going Broke)

Skip the boring cards and candies this Valentine’s Day. Even with February 14 right around the corner, you can still go above and beyond for your...
Porn Star Workouts
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Porn Star Workouts

XXX sexpots reveal the unusual ways they maintain those bangin’ bodies. Body types come in and out of style. From the surgically enhanced boobs of the ’90s through the all-natural “teen” look of the...
No Meat, More Heat
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No Meat, More Heat

The baseless belief that eating meat is somehow synonymous with strength and virility is being turned on its ear in a new Netflix documentary that extols the many virtues of a plant-based diet. But as to the...
The Future of Male Contraception
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The Future of Male Contraception

You know what? Let’s forego the pithy setup and puns—you deserve the facts and just the facts. And as moments of reckoning go, it doesn’t get much more “real” than...
Chew Toys
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Chew Toys

Face it: Dogs and cats, while intelligent in their own right, are either unable or unwilling to distinguish between a shoe and a dildo. And while animals are by no means inherently naughty (except when the...
Foreplay With Adria Rae
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Foreplay With Adria Rae

In 2016 Adria Rae earned the editor’s choice for Best New Starlet at the NightMoves Awards, and the following year she took home the AVN Award for Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene with Melissa Moore...
Sub Seeks Master
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Sub Seeks Master

Kink dating is anything but simple or straightforward. Think of it this way: You love sushi. Like, the good stuff, the really good stuff: razor clams, uni and hamachi so fresh, it was swimming happily only...
Real Talk: Anal Sex Edition
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Real Talk: Anal Sex Edition

Like oysters or CrossFit, anal sex isn’t for everyone. Those who love it love it, while others are cool to the concept either by virtue of a bad experience, fear or simple personal...
Lev & Igor’s Influential Misadventure
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Lev & Igor’s Influential Misadventure

How a Pair of Mysteriously Funded GOP Hustlers Purchased U.S. Foreign Policy…and How You Can Too! If you’ve been following America’s political nightmare even cursorily,...
Torture on the Silver Screen
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Torture on the Silver Screen

A New Movie Chronicles a Senate Committee Probe Into the CIA’s Barbaric Interrogation of Suspected Terrorists.  Finally Hollywood has offered a devastatingly honest film about...